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CreamyC said:

Have a [censored] good wank.

 

Agreed!!

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Daredevil_Tony said:

CreamyC said:

Have a [censored] good wank.

 

Agreed!!

 

Agreed x2

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i felt abit down this morning, so i ripped all the wallpaper of in my living room smile.gif

sarcasm is the lowest form off wit. if wit was [censored] you would be constipated

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SexyNic said:

xpaulax said:

i felt abit down this morning, so i ripped all the wallpaper of in my living room smile.gif

 

ripping wallpaper off it VERY satisfying! yes.gif

 

As long as you were actually intending to decorate! laugh.gif

 

yeah i was, but stripping paper was planned for end off next week. lets hope i dont feel down anymore before then thumbs.gif

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1. re-arrange all your CDs in the order you purchased then.

2. wank until you faint.

3. drink flaming sambucas until you can no longer feel your mouth.

4. pay for a professional to carry out No. 2 on the list (financially this helps if you are in Thailand or Amsterdam).

5. run in a straight line for as long as you can and see what happens.

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russh said:

1. re-arrange all your CDs in the order you purchased then.

2. wank until you faint.

3. drink flaming sambucas until you can no longer feel your mouth.

4. pay for a professional to carry out No. 2 on the list (financially this helps if you are in Thailand or Amsterdam).

5. run in a straight line for as long as you can and see what happens.

 

think ill stick too stripping wallpaper scratchchin.gifsmile.gif

sarcasm is the lowest form off wit. if wit was [censored] you would be constipated

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ive just realised that were all a bunch of wankers!!

 

heehee.

 

No matter if im crying my heart out...as soon as i start wanking im happy :D

 

heehee...

 

yeah - and i agree on the wallpaper!x

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Onanism is a wonderful thing...

 

psychotherapists,

acupuncturits,

homoepaths,

masseurs...

 

I've used them all (and they were all good),

 

but none of them did the job of lifting that veil of depression like a good hard, clean and friendly wank...

 

 

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Depends really.. sometimes i chat to someone, sometimes i wank, sometimes i stick music on loud, go see family, have a bath and then give myself facials etc, excersise, eat junk food etc etc smile.gif

 

Depends whats gettin me down really.. half the time i just remember iv forgotten to take my anti d's so just take them. rolleyes.gif

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