Highlander said:

 

 

i want to be the person measuring the person what a cool job!!!!

 

I want to feel willies.

 

I want to be a Nurse.

 

Highlander said:

 

 

i want to be the person measuring the person what a cool job!!!!

Callum i'm sure Marks & Spencer would love to have you working in their lingerie department. "If you'd like to take your top off madame i'll just...... [censored] hell love look at the size of your jugs"

 

i actually applied to this shop near me and got laughed at!!!

aww 30 round the ribs is tinee tiny. was ur ex little framed fred?

the average bra size 5 yrs ago was 34b it is now 36c...i do find that some shops dont do 32's or only go upto 32c's which is really anoying. the website beau blue or somethings quite nice,or figleaves?

Bless ya!!

 

I think you could be a real asset to any lingerie department, just think of all those old women wanting to be fondled by a lovely young man. They'd love it. "oh young man, i need measuring"

 

 

he he special deals mums and if your daughter is nice she can have a free feel hahaha do a booming business!!!!!

 

 

 

hang on a min you cherry and ex bells wanted me to measure your selfs at the party hahahaha

Highlander said:

 

 

 

hang on a min you cherry and ex bells wanted me to measure your selfs at the party hahahaha

Why do you think i said you'd be an asset to any lingerie department, you'd get our custom.

 

 

 

he he i'm going to open my own place and the offer will be free measurement and fitting!! and if it breaks while your out i'll personally come and hold them up hahahaha

Do you remember me at the nye party starting up the Breast Apprication Society??

 

My boobs change size all the time cause of my weight, i used to be a 32c (which looked wrong..lil jilly and these big boobs!) i think im a 32b now..my boobs are tiny but i dont care cause i like wearing tops without a bra..

 

I hate bra shopping tho..always get embarrased in marks and spencer getting fitted (Esp cause my sister works there and her mates the fitter person :S) worse thing is my sister has massive boobs (34e) and shes the same height as me...shes in agony with them and is getting an operation soon i think...the weird thing is they only look a 32d but i think its cause she is properly fitted...

 

xxx

 

 

 

bloody hell when she coming down??

 

think me and mod should go into partnership!!!!!!

callum your turning into such a creature of the sea!

 

well considering shes 38, has two kids and is an older woman..she wont be

 

 

lol under the sea,under the sea,under the sea,under sea nothing is better than getting wetter under the sea!!

 

lol i was kiddin babe you know you the only one for me!!

Highlander said:

 

 

lol under the sea,under the sea,under the sea,under sea nothing is better than getting wetter under the sea!!

 

lol i was kiddin babe you know you the only one for me!!

 

yeah..but im all glazbys..im sorry..when will you lot get the hint and realise that hes in love with me??

 

 

xxxxx