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Jarve said:

 

 

Body temperature or freezing cold...???

 

Im a woman that's not fussy grin.gif

 

Ok, bend over, this may make you jump..

 

 

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I'de use a blushing smiley...

 

 

...But I'de only be lying :P

 

Whatever floats yer boat n all that, would hope it wasn't a live round. If someone taps it a bit too hard as it's going up there it could make quite a mess of your innards ouch.gif

 

 

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Jarve said:

 

Whatever floats yer boat n all that, would hope it wasn't a live round. If someone taps it a bit too hard as it's going up there it could make quite a mess of your innards ouch.gif

 

 

Well, if it makes me feel aroused, I couldnt give a dam grin.gif

 

 

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Right I have to inform you all that as far as I'm concerned West London starts in the West End and ends in Ealing. IT DOES NOT go all the way to Hayes and Southall.

 

The HAYEZSQUAD are surprisingly well known around the borders of West London. I have seen that bright yellow beemer racing down the highstreet in Ealing and have been forced to listen to the power of Bangra and Speed Garage.

 

What a band of sad c*nts.

 

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Maria said:

Jarve said:

 

 

Body temperature or freezing cold...???

 

Im a woman that's not fussy grin.gif

 

Surely there must be a small amount of pickyness involved??

 

If Not then *GAME-ON*

 

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Who Are We?

The squad now consists of many individuals of many backgrounds who have come through thick and thin to shine above the rest.

We have Computer Specialists, Engineers, Businessmen's, Lawyers, Customs Officers, ex-Karachi Cop, ex-convicts and a Tax Dodger. Combining them altogether we form THE HAYEZSQUAD

 

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DJ_Elemental said:

Who Are We?

The squad now consists of many individuals of many backgrounds who have come through thick and thin to shine above the rest.

We have Computer Specialists, Engineers, Businessmen's, Lawyers, Customs Officers, ex-Karachi Cop, ex-convicts and a Tax Dodger. Combining them altogether we form THE HAYEZSQUAD

 

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This is a quality site but also the biggest load of shite I have ever seen. I have informed my POSSE that a gang war might be starting in West London between The HAYEZSQUAD and THE EALING MASSIVE.

 

WESTSIDE

 

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does anyone else think this guy looks like James? laugh.gif

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Mate, this site is too [censored] funny.

 

"A modern day casanova, who has different girls by his side, for each day of the week. Hard to believe not so long ago this man was a Karachi Cop. Due to his corruption and gangland killing he had to be deported. Currently living with a new identity without a permanent address. Working in the airport Security, and also known for importing and exporting. Behind that calm and cool exterior lies a very dark and dangerous man who is believed to own several fire arms. A man not to get the wrong side of. Currently driving the Hayezsquad GTI, amongst other cars undercover".

 

I've got a mate who works for BAA at Heathrow. I wonder if I could help foil a bit of import/export and get myself a couple of firearms so I can equip my Ealing Posse.

 

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