Posted August 6, 200420 yr CAPRICORN You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AQUARIUS You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand you are inclined to be careless and impractical Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk . -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PISCES You have a vivid imagination and often think you axe being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence over your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their noses. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ARIES You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice . You are a prick. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TAURUS You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamn communist. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- GEMINI You are quick and intelligent, and a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However you are also a cheap bastard. Gemini's are liars, notoriously lousy lovers and thrive on incest. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CANCER You are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- LEO You-consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leo's are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- VIRGO You are the logical type and hate disorder. This shit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- LIBRA You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SCORPIO You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio people are murderers. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SAGITTARIUS You are optimistic and overly enthusiastic You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck because you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and potheads. People laugh at you lot because you are always getting fucked. Which are you?
August 6, 200420 yr CTW Members Which are you!? I'm Cancer. and i *always* put things off to the last minute
August 6, 200420 yr I should kill myself. Apparently Capricorns and Cancers are very compatible, just though you might like to know.
August 6, 200420 yr CTW Members Haha I always considered myself to be an atypical Aries but it's probably true that 'you are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice . You are a prick.' Oh well
August 6, 200420 yr QUOTE (Kether @ Aug 6 2004, 14:31) ARIES You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice . You are a prick. x 10k
August 6, 200420 yr CTW Members I'm a cancer too, we're also compatible with Pisces' - if you believe in all that
August 6, 200420 yr CTW Members You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio people are murderers haha who me !! Iv Come Here Today To Chew Bubblegum AndKick Ass And Im All Outta Bubblegum
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