GONE IN 60 SECS Aug 10 2004

 

Pubs' timer locks to stop women lingering in loos

 

TOILET cubicle doors which spring open after 60 seconds are being brought in by a pub chain fed up with slowcoach women.

 

The mechanism - dubbed Bog Off - is designed to stop gossiping girls hogging the loo while a queue builds up.

 

Pub chain Brannigans found that the queue for the ladies was the top complaint for women enjoying a night out.

 

The second biggest moan was from women who lose their shoes after taking off uncomfortable high heels while dancing.

 

Now Brannigans expect to have the new loos in operation by Christmas.

 

A spokesman said: 'Despite scoring highly on music, safety and atmosphere we kept coming back to the comments that queuing up for the ladies' toilet is pants.

 

The Bog Off system will be a godsend.' The chain also plan to introduce heel bars, which will hand out slippers for stillettos when the going gets uncomfortable.

 

 

I think it's ridiculas, whats your thoughts

I just heard this on Radio 1, its a bit silly as you'll be in mid wipe when the door opens

 

Hardly elegant is it.

Edited August 10, 200420 yr by Aaron

Build a gossiping hens room instead.

60 seconds!!!

 

but that's not long enough

 

I hate public toilets anyway

 

cept for ones in malls and pubs.. they're usally ok...

 

there's nothing like the comfort of your own toilet though - know what I mean!

 

thats the funnyest thing ive heard in ages as if they can do that

and what if you want to do a line...

 

that's not long enough

 

esp for 2

60 seconds!? Bit harsh innit

takes me that long to whip my knicks down, when im out, let alone pee pee

Colostmy bags would cut queues.

QUOTE (Alex @ Aug 10 2004, 13:15)

Colostmy bags would cut queues.

cathaters(sp) are the way forward, you can also dance round it

Lisa cum by arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr me load oooooo i could crush a grape!

thats the one, you girlies are gonna have to sing it to me really quick if they get these loo's in twist eh

the loos are the only opportunity for a solitary sit down and breather on a night out, to collect your thoughts and check your mascara properly. I've had refreshing kips in toilets, would be rubbish having a time limit

QUOTE (Aaron @ Aug 10 2004, 13:03)

Hardly elegant is it.

nothing elegant about the majority of women who drink in brannigans anyway

I would rather die than go to Brannigans