A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the

following items:

 

1 Bar of Soap

1 Toothbrush

1 Tube of toothpaste

1 loaf of bread

1 pint of milk

1 apple

1 banana

1 orange

1 plum

1 grapefruit

1 tomato

1 lettuce

1 cabbage

1 baking potato

1 kraft single

1 samosa

1 vegetable pakora

1 muesli bar

1 pie

1 frozen pizza

1 single frozen dinner

 

The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the

shoulder. He is

carrying a basket with a six pack of stella, a pizza

and some Wagon

Wheels.

As she turns he smiles at her and says,

 

"Single, eh?"

 

 

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies

"How did you guess?"

 

 

He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says

 

 

 

 

"Because you're minging"

 

 

Not bad

Nothing harsh about speaking the truth.

Heard it before.

 

(Nobody's said that for a while!)

That's funny

 

bit long winded to tell in the pub though

QUOTE (squeakage @ Aug 12 2004, 17:03)

That's funny bit long winded to tell in the pub though

Just go to Tesco's and say it to mingers at the checkout.

Edited August 12, 200420 yr by Alex

That was crap.

 

It will never beat my favourite joke - what's green and hairy and goes up and down?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A gooseberry in a lift