Stevie Wonder is in Tokyo and has just finished playing his

Seventies classic Sir Duke. The crowd is still going wild when a young man at the

front says, "You, Stevie Wonder, you play a jazz chord! Play a jazz

chord!"

So Stevie plays an F# minor on his keyboard and goes off on a jazz riff.

 

The Japanese man says, "No Stevie Wonder, you play a jazz chord!"

So Stevie tries an A and off he goes with the band on this amazing

improvised moment.

 

When he's finished, the lad says, "No Stevie, a jazz chord, a jazz

chord!"

 

By now old Stevie is a little confused. "What do you mean, play a jazz

chord? I've just done 2 for you..?" he says to the fan.

 

"But it best song of Stevie Wonder! It very famous!" comes the reply.

"Ok, well how does it go then?", enquires the blind musical genius.

The young Japanese man clears his throat and starts to sing ... :

..

..

..

 

"A jazz chord ... to say ... a ruv you ... ... a jazz chord ... to say

how match a cared .......!"

 

And I was expecting some harsh reference to his blindness...

How fucking shit.

 

I walked up to a blind man battered his head in with a baseball bat and said "You didn't see that coming did ya?"

 

That's better, this thread has been worthwhile after all.