Mine is *what ya gonna do for a face when Jabba the hut asks for his arse back??*

heres mine, as you can see whan i get wound up, i let rip

 

What a putrid waste of a puny penis you are! You should face legal action for your attempt to impersonate a man, you ridiculous little mascara face-painted Jerk-In-The-Box. You couldn't get a date if you bought them dried in a tin, you under-medicated, rump-ruptured chronic self-abuser. You're the kind of greasy, giggling, girly gombeen who buys STDs from a viral lab just to make it look like you get laid. You're damn right about being vomit-inducing fugly. You have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. How much would you change to haunt a house? You're a politically vacillating phony liberal fuck; too damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. Calling you a pea brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget. Did your mother leave you in the dryer too long when you were a kid, you little tap-dancing Leprechaun in a pink wig? Be careful you don't bump your head on the door handle on the way out. I bet the highway patrol make you wear a sign on your fat ass that reads, 'Caution: Wide Load!' Professional what? Are you a professional simpleton, or simply a well meaning amateur? That's a sexy outfit you're wearing. Who shot the couch? Now, my little ankle-humping hermit, do me a favour and get your clubfoot stook on a busy train track.

Edited August 14, 200420 yr by Aaron

fook thats a mouthfull Aaron, id get all tongue tied trying to get all that lot out

it gets easier with practice

Do they hang around for the punch line

they either do or they drop off

Mines probably ... did you go school with my children

i can say all that in about 6.8 seconds

hahahha ... you time it aswell

QUOTE (Dawn @ Aug 14 2004, 11:08)

hahahha ... you time it aswell

Let Jehova shout it from the mountain tops that you are scabby and devil worshipping and wormy and phlegm covered and your sweet lord Buddha is putrid.

"Put that down!"

QUOTE (Lisa @ Aug 14 2004, 10:50)

Mine is *what ya gonna do for a face when Jabba the hut asks for his arse back??*

pmsl!!!!

 

i think mine would be

 

what do you want, a medal?

 

and

 

i'm sorry, but you seem to have mistaken me for someone who cares

QUOTE (SexyNic @ Aug 15 2004, 09:46)

what do you want, a medal?

I prefer the classic Fast Show / Inspector Monkfish variation: "what do you want, a biscuit?"