im at work and im bored! can someone please make me laugh!!!

 

I don't know any funny jokes.

I'm in hiding at the moment, because I've done something really silly which means I can't experiment today. My supervisor may shout at me

I'm off sick, well working(ish) from home

QUOTE (sophie @ Aug 16 2004, 13:49)

im at work and im bored! can someone please make me laugh!!!

jay reckons he can beta me up!

 

 

 

cant imagine that being too much of a task

I once was pouring coffee in an important meeting with ten senior executives from Toyota in Japan when I managed to get three inches of my tie in one of the (full) coffee cups...

 

I made sure that was my coffee and ringed my tie out onto the floor under the table...

 

I also said to the President of Nintendo, Well you must be having a good year with Jurassic Park doing so well to which the reply was 'That was made by Sony's film studio'...

 

 

 

Classic case of Foot in mouth disease!

QUOTE (Aaron @ Aug 16 2004, 14:08)

cant imagine that being too much of a task

haha someone just fell off their chair

 

why is it so funny when that happens?

QUOTE (teabag @ Aug 16 2004, 14:28)

haha someone just fell off their chair why is it so funny when that happens?

I was once happily sitting on my chair at home and all of a sudden it just broke

 

like litterally fell apart

 

liam called me fat bitch

lol!!!

 

what am i doing? im sat im my shop praying for customers to come in and get their hands in their pockets and spend some money!!!

 

BORING!!!

 

 

you guys must no some funny jokes????

got some jokes Saffysue just sent me via email??

 

 

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A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had

happened. "The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron." "What

about the other one?" "They called back."

 

A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It's a coach Ticket). When she gets

on the plane she sits in first class. The steward who checks tickets says,

"I'm so sorry, this is a coach ticket and your sitting in 1st class." "I

can do What-eva I want, I'm a blonde." Well I'll get the pilot. The pilot

comes and whispers in the blondes ear and she leaves. The steward looks

amazed and says," What did you say?" The pilot simply says," I told her 1st

class wasn't going to Miami, just coach was!!!"

 

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QUOTE (squeakage @ Aug 16 2004, 14:30)

QUOTE (teabag @ Aug 16 2004, 14:28) haha someone just fell off their chair why is it so funny when that happens? I was once happily sitting on my chair at home and all of a sudden it just broke   like litterally fell apart   liam called me fat bitch why didnt you laugh at him for being called liam?

lol! i can strangely relate to those!!!