personal trainer giving him 5 miles...

 

Trainer: "running at 55, doing well"

 

Ozzy: "...moving target.... harder to hit.."

 

 

blatantly a permanent r@nd0m c0medown

I just watched that. Thought the funniest bit was when he was having an arguement with the voice operated car stereo, hahahaha....

He'd have me in stitches if i met him

QUOTE (Tara @ Aug 20 2004, 23:13)

I just watched that.  Thought the funniest bit was when he was having an arguement with the voice operated car stereo, hahahaha....

classic innit....the cu.nt gets a free state-of-the-art car, but he's too permanently f*cked to be able to use it

 

i think that's the definition of irony

Edited August 20, 200420 yr by Phil rr

QUOTE (Phil rr @ Aug 20 2004, 23:21)

QUOTE (Tara @ Aug 20 2004, 23:13) I just watched that.  Thought the funniest bit was when he was having an arguement with the voice operated car stereo, hahahaha.... classic innit....the cu.nt gets a free state-of-the-art car, but he's too permanently f*cked to be able to use it   i think that's the definition of irony i·ro·ny Audio pronunciation of "irony" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (r-n, r-) n. pl. i·ro·nies   1. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning. 2. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning. 3. A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. See Synonyms at wit1.

Mr S Monkey:

 

Irony in this case:

 

he got a car cos he's famous

 

he's only famous for being a rock star who's done stupendous amounts of drugs

 

he can't operate the car cos he's done stupendous amounts of drugs.

 

 

 

here's ya go lad -

 

 

QUOTE (Phil rr @ Aug 20 2004, 23:37)

he's only famous for being a rock star who's done stupendous amounts of drugs

Hes famous coz he was the front man for one of the best rock/metal bands of his day, loads of artist were doing drugs then. He just took it all to the next level. Hes not famous for doing drugs, he just happens to have done ALOT of them.

QUOTE (Ginge @ Aug 21 2004, 07:01)

Hes not famous for doing drugs, he just happens to have done ALOT of them.

Yes he is! Maybe he wasn't originally famous for the drugs, but now he is.

 

If he wasn't so fucked up from drugs, he wouldn't be a celebrity any more - end of!

Yeah, NOW he is. I'm so sorry I didnt specify the NOW and THEN in my original post. Thank you for pointing it out Mr. Picky.

WHAT ?

 

 

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Hes famous coz Hes not famous for doing drugs