LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I am sorry - but I am unable to text you back due to the lack of funds.

But I hope you playing pool is something you have never experienced in your life time before LOL.

 

Funny as ..

Well..out of 5 games (none of which I won) I was 7 balled once. Not really a good result but I have an excuse. I've been up since 7pm yesterday and I've had some naughty stuff to keep me up all night.

 

The first game was ok but the second game was a nightmare (this is the one I got 7 balled at). The balls started shaking and I couldnt pot SHIT. Never mind, I've never really been any good at pool anyway.

 

 

Haha well at least it made you feel amazing

I ALWAYS feel amazing. Thats the best thing about being ginger.

 

Peple at work always ask me what I'm on coz I'm usually so HYPER.

Haha better than being a constant misery guts who winges about utter crap on a constant rotational basis though eh !

 

I think most of it is just jealousy coz I make the job look so easy.

 

One day there will be someone as good as me at work so I can TOTALLY relax....but not for a while yet. Never mind, I can handle the pressure.

 

PLUS I'm always bouncing aroundlike a loon. I'm honestly surprised I aint been sacked yet but I suppose I'm too versatile and valuable. I can work just about anywhere in a casino now.

 

All kneel for the Ginger casino GOD!!!

Best way to be dude !

 

Are you wierd as fuck in work aswell ?

 

Of course, with me its always "What you see is what you get". I refuse to change who I am just for a job. I cant stand people who put on a false front just to make people like them.

 

I shocked one of the girls yesterday. Shes worked with me for 6 years and I think she thought she knew me pretty well but I completely surprised her.

 

We were having a chat and the convo got to the subject of sex (as always) and I said to her 'My Dad always said, "If you cant get a 20 year old, get 2 10's", but I couldnt find 2 10 year olds so I got 4 five year olds instead'

 

You should have seen her face drop, the duty manager was there aswell and they bith just looked at me, speechless.

 

I just said (whilst pissing myself laughing) "You both know what I'm like, did that REALLY shock you?".....they both said yes and they cant believe the depths I go to.

 

LMAO.

 

 

Very funny indeed - but then that's you all over. One look at you and the lauging forever commences !

 

(in a good way that is ! )

The way I see it is, if people are laughing WITH me then its all good...if they're laughing AT me then they're leaving some poor defenceless guy alone.

 

Arent I kind....or is it foolish?

Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I laugh with you.

 

 

Awww...you say the sweetest things.

I know - that is why I am a very valued human being to todays living.