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BUT, I am good at reading people, and I know you werent joking. bigwink.gif

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What is a "monkey's chuff" exactly?

I have no idea.

 

It's something I 'picked up' off a mate who often used it at NTL when she was pissed off.

 

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QUOTE (Maria @ Sep 6 2004, 15:17)
Hang on, did you just crack a "joke" ?

OMGWTFLMAO !

Each and every one of my posts constitutes a tidal wave of high-brow humour, devious puns and thought-provoking paradoxes.

 

Though every now and then, I dumb down one of my jokes so that you understand it. wink.gif

Can I spit some petrol up your bum, through a straw and then proceed to slide a candle wick (sp) up your bum hole and then set it alight ?

 

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QUOTE (LiquidEyes @ Sep 6 2004, 15:24)
QUOTE (Maria @ Sep 6 2004, 15:17)
Hang on, did you just crack a "joke" ?

OMGWTFLMAO !

Each and every one of my posts constitutes a tidal wave of high-brow humour, devious puns and thought-provoking paradoxes.

 

Though every now and then, I dumb down one of my jokes so that you understand it. wink.gif

Could you dumb it down a shade? wink.gif

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WHAT ?

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QUOTE (LiquidEyes @ Sep 6 2004, 15:12)
QUOTE (EmmaBlu @ Sep 6 2004, 15:11)
everyone says im a wicked cook yay.gif

Are you sure you heard them correctly? wink.gif

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People say i have a drinkin problem, I like to call it a gift.

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QUOTE (Maria @ Sep 6 2004, 15:26)
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I don't understand that 'sweating' smiley. Why is the sweat dripping down from above his head? Is it like on the tube when some fat bastard is holding the handrail above you and has his hairy smelly armpit in your face?

QUOTE (LiquidEyes @ Sep 6 2004, 15:29)
Is it like on the tube when some fat bastard is holding the handrail above you and has his hairy smelly armpit in your face?

The only words I can offer you is unlucky.

 

Just be chuffed you aint Ginger. You would be one unlucky bastard if you were. ( love you Ginge ! )

 

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general lmao'ing ness.

 

but i thought liquideyes was funnier'er

 

but Maria was close second.

 

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I didn't know I was up for defeat ?

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Phil, there's no need to massage my already-ample ego.

Everyone stroke Andys ego.

 

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QUOTE (LiquidEyes @ Sep 6 2004, 16:09)
Phil, there's no need to massage my already-ample ego.

well said, im having trouble seeing my pc screen as it because of liquidEyes ego tongue.gifflowers.gif

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