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... computer desk ?

 

On James', we have ..

 

FOUR empty packets of crisps (all mine)

THREE empty packets of Maltesers (all mine)

SEVEN empty glasses (both of ours)

ONE empty bottle of wine (both of ours)

TWO bowls containing a few coco pops (all James')

ONE plate (mine)

ONE small plate (mine)

ONE empty carton of milk (James')

ONE knife (mine)

ONE fork (mine)

TWO spoons (James')

 

Tramp ALERTIO !!

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1 empty packet of crisp

1 half empty packet of crisps

1 purse

2 mobile phones

1 empty glass

1 over flowing ash tray

1 telephone

packet of cigs and lighter

headphonmes

oxford dictionary

picture of boyfriend throb.gif

1 take away menu

I only added the rubbish lol

 

Are you a crisp aholic too, Betty ? wub.gif

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Mobile phone.

Mug of tea.

3 Speakers.

1 TFT Monitor.

1 Volume control.

Wireless mouse and keyboard.

Flatbed Scanner.

Remote Control.

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Oh Maria I love my crisps, most flavours but cheese and onion without a doubt are the best throb.gif

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QUOTE (Maria @ Sep 5 2004, 21:13)
... computer desk ?

On James', we have ..

FOUR empty packets of crisps (all mine)
THREE empty packets of Maltesers (all mine)
SEVEN empty glasses (both of ours)
ONE empty bottle of wine (both of ours)
TWO bowls containing a few coco pops (all James')
ONE plate (mine)
ONE small plate (mine)
ONE empty carton of milk (James')
ONE knife (mine)
ONE fork (mine)
TWO spoons (James')

Tramp ALERTIO !!

ohmy.gif GHEES..............WHAT A PAIR OF MATCHING MINGERS yes.gif

w00t.gif

 

Betty - AGREED thumbsup.gif

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One bottle of Bourjois nail polish, in Rouge Venise

Contact lens solution

CD case for David Gray - White Ladder

1 full glass of semi-warm white wine

Tweezers

Mascara

A bottle of Clary Sage essential oil, which is meant to make you euphoric and give you hallucinations if you inhale it after drinking alcohol - so far, no luck

A random stack of game/DVD cases

A brain

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i don't have a computer desk, run my laptop from a tray which i carry around to where i want to sit. the joys of wireless internet thumbsup.gif

I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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QUOTE (Maria @ Sep 5 2004, 21:13)
... computer desk ?

On James', we have ..

FOUR empty packets of crisps (all mine)
THREE empty packets of Maltesers (all mine)
SEVEN empty glasses (both of ours)
ONE empty bottle of wine (both of ours)
TWO bowls containing a few coco pops (all James')
ONE plate (mine)
ONE small plate (mine)
ONE empty carton of milk (James')
ONE knife (mine)
ONE fork (mine)
TWO spoons (James')

Tramp ALERTIO !!

could you please collate those items somehow? i suggest in reverse order of quantity (highest first). second level branch (eg, plate, small plate) can be done alphabetically.

 

sort it out maria rolleyes.gifyes.gifthanx.gif

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Bag of Salted Peanuts

Empty Coke Glass

Desk Lamp

Tidy-TV Annual

Mobile Phone

September Mixmag

Deodrant

Heineken Stress-Release Squeezy Rugby Ball

Pen

Ciggie Tray

Digital Camera

Speakers

Random pieces of paper

Clock

Mummified Troll type thingy

Glow-in-the-dark Funky type dudeeeee

 

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH w00t.gif

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QUOTE (Maria @ Sep 5 2004, 21:13)
FOUR empty packets of crisps (all mine)

ONLY 4 EMPTY PACKS???

 

I tidied my desk a few days ago and I've already got...

 

9 empty packs. (3 doritos, 3 monster munch and 3 quavers...all different flavours blushing.gif )

Cold cup of coffee throb.gifwub.gif

NTL digital remote

several CD cases

 

If this was posted a few days ago I'd also be looking at...

 

3 empty fag packs

approx another 10 empty crisp packs

half eaten bowl of chicken noodles

3 ashtrays (full)

cinema stubs from june sometime

several till receipts

lotto scratch card

3 semi-empty cups (1 had furry green stuff in it)

few lighters and match boxes

 

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QUOTE (Ginge @ Sep 6 2004, 03:53)
QUOTE (Maria @ Sep 5 2004, 21:13)
FOUR empty packets of crisps (all mine)

ONLY 4 EMPTY PACKS???

 

Yes, out of the 10 bag I ate not at the PC wink.gif

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here goes....

 

2 empty bottles of Volvic strawberry water

an empty jug

2 cups holding pensils

disk

celotape

an empty glass

cup of tea

bottle of perfume

bunny ears

a book

uni admin papers

a single bra padding

pair of glasses

few boxes of make up

empty box of tampons (ooh er)

2 different mouth washes

dirty toothbrush (used to clean keyboard)

mobile phone

lighter

pair of sizzors

a watch

2 vanilla scented cancdle

post its

ian's empty CD sleves

straws (wink.gif)

hairband

pill pack

soap

empty bottle of vodka with 5ps inside

box of labels/bluetack etc

sunnies

roll of toilet paper

remote control

wallet

train ticket

 

 

oh dear... maybe time for a tidy?

 

good idea for a post by the way

Edited by squeakage

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QUOTE (squeakage @ Sep 6 2004, 12:18)
here goes....

2 empty bottles of Volvic strawberry water
an empty jug
2 cups holding pensils
disk
celotape
an empty glass
cup of tea
bottle of perfume
bunny ears
a book
uni admin papers
a single bra padding
pair of glasses
few boxes of make up
empty box of tampons (ooh er)
2 different mouth washes
dirty toothbrush (used to clean keyboard)
mobile phone
lighter
pair of sizzors
a watch
2 vanilla scented cancdle
post its
ian's empty CD sleves
straws (wink.gif)
hairband
pill pack
soap
empty bottle of vodka with 5ps inside
box of labels/bluetack etc
sunnies
roll of toilet paper
remote control
wallet
train ticket


oh dear... maybe time for a tidy?

good idea for a post by the way

wheres wally becomes..........................wheres the monitor grin.gif

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