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HELLO...IT'S GOD HERE.

 

THOUGHT I'D JOIN YOUR LITTLE BOARD. I KNOW ITS A GOOD PLACE BECAUSE I KNOW EVERYTHING.

 

ENJOY YOUR LIVES WHILE YOU CAN AND I'LL SEE SOME OF YOU REAL SOON.

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Good morning God. Welcome to clubtheworld.

 

And how is heaven today?

Hi God.

 

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I am scared to post now Maria eek.gif What if I say something he dislikes and refuses me entry to heaven?

I am sure he will let you off with a few hail Marys !

 

BUT DONT SAY GODS NAME IN VEIN mad.giftongue.gif

Or VAIN ? shrug.gif

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Do you think my worry beads will surfice for saying the hail mary's? unsure.gif

Possibly !

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surely clubtheworld is the wrong place for an ethereal being such as yourself mr god

 

surely you want clubthemultiverse or something like that

 

possibly clubtheheavens

 

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I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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Take ecstacy and find the Lord

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welll hello God tongue.gif

Techno, Techno, Techno

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hello god, welcome......i don't suppose you can tell me next weeks lottery numbers, i'll sort you out like...

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QUOTE (ChrisT @ Sep 15 2004, 21:34)
Hey Pops.. can i have my pocket money now?

lol.gif have you been a good boy then Chris?

Techno, Techno, Techno

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hey god roflmao.gif

 

 

i belive we will clash im the devils offspring yes.gif

 

People say i have a drinkin problem, I like to call it a gift.

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