Anyone know how to get rid of it?? it fecking hurts

Rennies windeze

get someone to jump and down on your abdomen wearing a pair of flippers and a snorkel

well ive tried the jumping up & down, but Tony didnt have the snorkles or flippers, so maybe thats why it didnt work

hmmm i've heard a glass of fizzy pop helps Lisa

well it's not trapped anymore, infact im blowing quite a gale now, think the curry we all had last night helped

better out than in thats what i always say

Lisa,

 

Curry can actually make the situation worse (not that that stops me eating it at every opportunity!) The chillis can irritate your bowels.

 

Go for Rennies or something like that -- they take effect surprisingly quickly -- give Tony a nose-peg! I've also got some "Oil of Peppermint" tablets from Holland & Barrett which I think are supposed to help.

Thanks for the advise everyone & I think LE's tip ref the nose peg has got to be the favourite with all at my house, it is now sunday morning & im still suffering.

 

I think having a few spoonfulls of Frazzles vindaloo didnt do me any favours

If it happens again Lisa, I recommend drinking plenty of that actimel bacteria stuff, wearing loose clothing and eating a can of baked beans for breakfast.

QUOTE (Lisa @ Sep 18 2004, 09:10)

infact im blowing quite a gale now,

*Spits cup cake over keyboard*

 

x 1million cupcakes

QUOTE (smegin2002 @ Sep 18 2004, 12:12)

better out than in thats what i always say

O yeah, and doesn't your mother and I KNOW IT !!

Theres nothing like the feeling of an anal sigh...especially when its winter and you got cold arse cheeks

I HATE HATE HATE Trapped wind.

it is painfull