I'll start...

 

Taxi Driver: Only problem is everyone expects a bloody lift off ya

sound engineer: always gets the blame

any job----having to get up

shit shoveller....self explanitry.

Vet - you have to stick not just your hand, but your entire arm up bovine arses and get them covered in clod

prostitute----having, sweaty, fat grim men humping away on you.

 

 

 

Not that it's my line of work of course

Being a nurse.

 

Wiping up shit that patients lie in, and the rest of it.

 

 

Dogger (as in dogging the dagget...yes, its a REAL job)------You have to BITE the testicles off new born rams.

QUOTE (Ginge @ Sep 19 2004, 21:10)

Dogger (as in dogging the dagget...yes, its a REAL job)------You have to BITE the testicles off new born rams.

My Dad's a lavatory cleaner, he works all day and night

and when he comes home in the evening, his feet are all covered in shite

QUOTE (Ginge @ Sep 19 2004, 21:10)

Dogger (as in dogging the dagget...yes, its a REAL job)------You have to BITE the testicles off new born rams.

Surely it's not a downside though, for the person who knew that was the desription of teh job before they accepted the job ?

QUOTE (teabag @ Sep 19 2004, 21:11)

My Dad's a lavatory cleaner, he works all day and night and when he comes home in the evening, his feet are all covered in shite

Upong reading that very first line,

I just knew you were typing a rhyme.

Embalmer---having the smell of dead bodies round you ALL THE TIME...and also the possibility of having to embalm a child. (Thats why my mate left the job)

QUOTE (Ginge @ Sep 19 2004, 21:13)

Embalmer---having the smell of dead bodies round you ALL THE TIME...

as Bernard Matthews would say *Its beautifool*

QUOTE (James @ Sep 19 2004, 21:04)

I'll start... Taxi Driver: Only problem is everyone expects a bloody lift off ya

but you get a company car