Jump to content

Featured Replies

Posted
  • CTW Members

1. what brand do you use?

 

2. how many sheets do you use each wipe?

 

3. how long til you have to replace the roll?

I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

  • CTW Members

either ur really bored, or you want to know a little toooo much information blink.gif

image.png

  • CTW Members

I hear stamp collecting is quite a good hobby.

Dear oh dear ben !

 

I use wgatever dad buys and puts in the bog roll basket ! w00t.gif

 

I personally, don't worry about the art of arse wiping.

 

Do you Ben ? lol.gif

 

 

  • CTW Members

I'd like to know which way Ben wipes his bum

 

...or maybe not

  • CTW Members

I have one tip, never use Charmin, it blocks your toilet !!

www.halopromo.com

  • CTW Members
QUOTE (fish @ Sep 20 2004, 13:47)
I have one tip, never use Charmin, it blocks your toilet !!

That's just bloody charming that!!

  • CTW Members

I dont go for brand named toilet paper, I just get tescos stuff. It all does exactly the same job.

  • CTW Members
QUOTE (Ginge @ Sep 20 2004, 15:32)
I dont go for brand named toilet paper, I just get tescos stuff. It all does exactly the same job.

put shit in, u'll get shit out

  • CTW Members

QUOTE (benrostwood @ Sep 20 2004, 11:08)
1. what brand do you use?

2. how many sheets do you use each wipe?

3. how long til you have to replace the roll?

oh and i use a new revolutionary technique of concentrated ultrasound.

 

It vibrates the particles out, leaving myself clean on a micro molecular scale.

Edited by Phil rr

LMAO !

  • CTW Members

Yes. I find that playing Glazby and Karim directly up my arse are doing a particularly good job at the moment.

Fitting.

  • CTW Members

yep...i don't know if they are up their own arse at all, but this could be new territory for them. wicked.gif

  • CTW Members

I was watching a program called "Brainiacs" on digital TV the other day and apparently some scientist guy has discovered a level of sound that if you hear it you will shit your pants....he has called his discovery "BROWN NOISE"...I kid you not. yes.gif

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
image.png
Clubbing the world together ...