Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

 

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of Getting laid.

 

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high up on walls.

 

Tatyr: A lecherous Mr. Potato Head.

 

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit, and the recipient who doesnt get it.

 

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

 

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

 

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

 

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's, like, a serious bummer, man.

 

Glibido: All talk and no action.

 

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

 

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts only until you realize it was your money to start with.

 

Ignoranus: A person whos both stupid and an a**hole

Ignoranus: A person whos both stupid and an a**hole