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Lesson 1 - 'the elephant'

 

This is a good one for work. Stand on your chair at work, and unfold you pockets out of your trousers. Unzip your trousers, flop out ya little fella, and there you have it, an elephant impression sure to impress (unless you're Phil Raa).

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Aww... a baby elephant.

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On stage at school. *sniff*

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Alex - its nothing to be ashamed of, just cause you've got a tidlly little penis. It's what you do with it that counts (apparently).

 

Squeaks - it's give and take of course tongue.gif

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QUOTE (tommy @ Oct 17 2004, 23:02)
Alex - its nothing to be ashamed of, just cause you've got a tidlly little penis. It's what you do with it that counts (apparently).

Squeaks - it's give and take of course tongue.gif

Ooooooooops, that sounded really harsh. Sorry. I'm sure you have a normal, if not, larger than normal dick. Sorry.

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When he looks up a pixie's skirt.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then he's a goblin! tongue.gif

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