1.What do you call a Chav in a box?

Innit.

 

2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?

Sorted.

 

3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?

Safe.

 

4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?

Innuinnit.

 

5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?

They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

 

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?

The bride.

 

7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?

It might be your bike.

 

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?

One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

 

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?

"What you lookin' at?"

 

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?

Paint three stripes on it.

 

11. 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?

The police.

 

12. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?

Up the gary!

 

didnt you post that a few weeks ago??

I don't think i did.

 

I only heard them for the first time, yesterday.

is it........i deffo saw it the other week somewhere

Oh well, you have just seen it again

funny

QUOTE (Maria @ Oct 27 2004, 16:27)

11. 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police.

lol..

 

its refreshing to hear someone use the word 'chav' again - no one in manc seems 2 know what it means!

 

 

 

All hail for the "Chavs"

QUOTE (smegin2002 @ Oct 27 2004, 20:47)

All hail for the "Chavs"

what happens if other people want hail too?

 

it's the next best thing to snow

Edited October 28, 200420 yr by Phil rr

dunno about the word chav, but chavette got me

there called neds in scotland

 

haha, class (or not, as the case may be)

Wats wrong with being a chav

 

My Nike's are my best friends!!!!!!

QUOTE (Pepsi @ Oct 29 2004, 23:42)

Wats wrong with being a chav My Nike's are my best friends!!!!!!

Dunno, but then again what's right about being a chav?

 

I guess they do drink a lot and post on t'internet from time to time though...

Edited October 30, 200420 yr by Alex