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America changes its emblem

Ginge
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Official Announcement:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.

 

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    heheh

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    At least the words nationalism and patriotism aren't scorned upon over there.

    My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

    I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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    QUOTE (Tresh @ Nov 3 2004, 23:25)
    At least the words nationalism and patriotism aren't scorned upon over there.

    you can't scorn what you can't spell

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