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birds and bees
GIRL: mummy, do babies come out of the same place boys put their willies into? MUM: yes honey.............thats right. GIRL: so if i have a baby, will it hurt my teeth?
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what's your favourite...........
QUOTE (Bushy @ Mar 16 2004, 19:43) QUOTE (LiamStyles @ Mar 15 2004, 18:26) A ha "Sun Always shines on TV" wot a fuckin fat tune that woz and deffo take on me
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condoms
NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER
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Crock of shit email
ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Does anyone know
QUOTE (Bungle @ Mar 12 2004, 19:18) Oh and I realise that this is a very serious issue and I'm not joking about the event itself, but one of the old women I work with told me that she thinks it was IKEA that did it. sorry but i gotta laugh @ that murdered by a flat pack supplier
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what's your favourite...........
Enigma were great for chillin out 2. i got smashed smokin wacky wen i lived in london, put a bath on, then 4got bout it. flooded 3 floors
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comming out of the closet
nothing can beat les dawson or peter kay les is a legend, and peter is god
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Iv got an amazing poster of Jordan
i'd have said more thick as fuck
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BLAST @ Fridge + TWIST @ Fire
i'll go 2 beta.................i'll ring em. their m8s of mine
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I think Ive got arthiritis in my wrist
deal with it mister just think............another 10yrs time, you'll start to get the middle age spread fortunately, i haven't got it
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condoms
that means u must have sympathy for liverpool and man city city are goin down more times than george michael
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Crock of shit email
no it's not. these 2 boys have been released, and who's to say that they won't commit murder again as adults(if u can call em that). it'd be like the US releasing saddam and bin laden after 10yrs for horrific crimes(saddams millions and bin ladens thousands) thinking they were "rehabilitated" , only for them to commit these crimes again. these boys knew wot they were doin, and some crackpot pissed up judge has decided that these 2 killers should go free. where is the justice in that for poor little Jamie Bulger. can u see the families of the 3,000 killed on 9/11 bein so forgiving to the US administration if bin laden walked free after only 10yrs? i don't think so. i'm currently doin a law course, so i don't think my anology is flawed
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condoms
dunno. maybe coz liverpool r a proddy team, and everton are a catholic team my 2nd team is celtic
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Crock of shit email
i woz being hypothetical. kitty knew wot i woz on about now who's took things outta context eh?
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Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk
Passive-aggressive disorder is that wot it's called wen a gay man likes being raped?