slapmatt

Well, I was born on 5th April 1976, his site doesn't have his DOB, so lets all agree that I am the rightful and true owner of the name MattK.

Nice shiny border thingy. Shame about the content. Good to see you didn't forget the most important part of a flash animation though - a text "Skip Intro" link.

Jenny from the Block by J Lo

I think it's time to start cleaning up the gene pool and getting rid of left-hander's is a good a place to start as anywhere.

Ya can't beat Mavis

Do you want to buy the domain www.mattk.dj of me? £50,000?

I wonder if the author is going to Tidy Weekender to witness the death of dance culture? Or maybe they are saving themselves for Tribal? Alternatively they might be tired from going to clubs like Slinky, Sundissential, Goodgreef and Wildchild whilst researching this article and need a rest. Or it could just be a load of bollocks whipped up by the mainstream media who want to look "cool"?

I had Monday off work, but I'm not ill, just lazy

Anything PVC

ive changed my mind!!!!!!! he was at smile on saturday and didnt even talk to me Maybe you should have paid more attention on Saturday night then!

Very good my friend. Still on for Saturday?

I bought 99th Floor Elevators - Hooked for £2 - bargain. I also bought Vengaboys for £15 - not so bargainous!

Did anyone see that Big Brother-style colonic irrigation programme on Channel 5? Kim Wilde was on it.

Do you still have my address in your little black book?

OH, DEAR, ME