Del_Monte

saw Paul Maddox on Friday - very very hard!! Went round to the Manson family afterwards

Everyone seems to say that Edinburgh is the bestest bestest place in the whole wide world for NYE. Is anyone staying up here for NYE (Hogmanay for the tourists), and if so, is there anything on? Al

It was indeed. I remember seeing it on TV Offal or similar a few years ago. Priceless entertainment, exorcising the demons of childhood.

I saw this in the paper a few days ago, and it's got most of Glasgow pissed off. You'll need sound to enjoy the ned-a-gotchi. www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk al

Sorry, that never worked:

Was this him?:

Drop a gear and red line the car the [censored] out of there whilst praying that her headscarf was'nt stuck to the bumper for cop cars coming towards me to see. this sounds like the voice of experience speaking here. Are you writing this from your cell?

Baileys with ice = [censored]. Worse than that are guys that drink spritzers.

This weekend I shall be mostly going to Majestica (Lucien Foort playing) and contemplating whether or not to go to the relaunch of Godskitchen on the 27th, or go to PVD on the 17th October. Any suggestions?

Well said. It's the best you can buy now, but I still reckon the McAussie that the McMuppets brought out for the Sydney Olympics is the best burger type device available. Al

I've got a kickass P4 2gig mofo at work, but all that I'm allowed on it is internet explorer, the database we use, and outlook. I can download at 2 megabytes a second, but I can do nothing with it. Bunch of bastards shouldn't provide something so sweet, and just tempt you to break the rules.

I couldn't hear much music at GK in Edinburgh - too many of those really [censored] stupid air horns and little bams shouting. Off topic, but did you know that there was actually a stall in GK Edinburgh selling fake Burberry hats? Totally different market up here, at Telewest it was looky looky guys outside selling glo-sticks and rizla.

Totally agreed with you, you wanker ! Who isn't though? Nothing to be ashamed of, playing a tune on the pink oboe once in a while

try CC Blooms at closing time.

I know, but it's always worth seeing who gets wound up by the accusation. Don't insult folk for their race, just insult them for being a wanker. Totally non-discriminatory.

I think captain cunted got it right when he said you were too cliquey. This may turn into an off-topic bitch fight, but I do pity those that look down on others for having a national identity to be proud of.

don't scare me like that

pots and kettles, eh?

I was thinking of typing in 'attack air force one kill bush' into Google, to see if I could get any info on it, but I reckon that because it's an American site, I'd find 50 CIA agents at my door in an hour.

that was what I saw too. The mind boggles.

AFAIK, the news story was about someone that tried to sell a surface to air missile to someone in America. Is there something more to it, or is that the entire story?

remember the age old phrase: when the crimson tide is in, take the dirt track instead. Is that better or worse?

a match made in heaven. Guess this dating site thing works

Unique answer. I can understand your reasoning behind that. Hence my nickname - went out clubbing to a white ball as the man from del monte. As one does. Still got the panama and cravat to show for it. Wear what you want, don't diss anyone, except neds. But they don't count.

do you have a dial tone? And if you can't connect, how did you send this message? Check your modem properties are fine, check the modem cable and connection to wall socket, and check that you're trying to dial through the correct modem. Other than that, I can't think of anything off the top of my head, modems not my speciality. Al