GodsKitchenBoy

If its a bath with a shower combo type thing.....then yes....saves getting out really....plus urine toughens the soles of you feet....perfect if you are in the army and have to do lots of walking and stuff

You calling me a wanker?

same here prefer the shower - have ever since I was about nine and a huge spider ran down the bath, hit the water and just drowned to the bottom - I screamed and got out pronto. Every time I get in the bath now I always think about it, it has affected me for life Did I say bath? Sorry I meant wash in general

I don't have a bath regularly enough to have a set routine

Ummmmm.......unless I am being totally thick, according to my calendar the 9th of feb is a Monday You sure its not the 6th....what with that being a Friday and what it says on the GK website??

Maybe you should hold your book closer ? Arms length is best to avoid splash-back

Air Hockey? Or something similar....

24 hour party people was not shite woman!! It was good.....and coogan was on top form.....the book was a bit hard going though I must admit.... Sorry thats I reckon the Office beats Partridge.....

Why would I want to smell her hair? It looks like its glued to her head with sweat

There is nowt wrong with admiring pretty girls from afar in my book.... Its not like I'll ever meet the lady in question......actually, remember the time we went to Slinky? Me and Dan thought we saw her on the dancefloor behind us.....but we were both too scared to talk to her...kinda sad for 2 blokes who have a combined age of 56..... what would you say her anyway? "hi, i've got your picture under my pillow" The conversation would have gone something like this I believe: GKB: "Errrr....hello" Fit bird: "[censored] off ugly" GKB: "Ok"

Yes well...make of that what you will but I am sure she must be over 18.....well I hope she is

Fuk me thats a good picture!

There is nowt wrong with admiring pretty girls from afar in my book.... Its not like I'll ever meet the lady in question......actually, remember the time we went to Slinky? Me and Dan thought we saw her on the dancefloor behind us.....but we were both too scared to talk to her...kinda sad for 2 blokes who have a combined age of 56.....

No No No....much more like this (although her boots are not fluffy)

I am sure I don't know what you are talking young lady

Google? No.....as if I would trawl the internet looking for pictures of men... I took that photo of Carl when I went round his house for tea and biscuits on Sunday afternoon....he is smiling cos he did a massive fart just as I took it.....what a joker eh?

Seeing how you like to use pictures of men as your avatar, I thought this was better than your current choice :

5 Knuckle Shuffle

Right, thats easy........ If you press Ctrl-Alt and a (or any other vowel) it gives you: á, é, í, ó or ú And yes, I am a sad man with far too much free time on my hands at work.

Pope? Pope??? Its meant to say Mr Potato Head....my A-level spanish has failed me Ah ha!! I can see where the confusion has arisen.... By all accounts 'la papa' means potato whereas 'Papa' means Pope (John Paul II) Olé

Pope? Pope??? Its meant to say Mr Potato Head....my A-level spanish has failed me How do you use those words on the keyboard ? Copy & Paste mate......it works like a charm for the old upsidedown ?'s... You didn't honestly think I could type in Spanish did you? I have enough trouble typing in english!!

Pope? Pope??? Its meant to say Mr Potato Head....my A-level spanish has failed me

Hola señorita. Parece las edades desde que he hablado con usted. ¿Cómo artimañas?? ¿Usted está enterado que miro muy semejante a Sr Cabeza de la Papa?

Looks goods to me......unfortunately I will not be able to attend though.....