Comical_Ali

Saddams phone number. The yankie pigs are so stupid.

PS Hello Maria's mum. Have though thought more of my generous offer to join my esteemed hareem? Due to unforseen shortages, there are now many openings in this illustrious post. Apply within, that's my motto!

Comical Ali (priase Allah) has made his triumphant return to the source of all evil - CTW. I bring with me the word of Allah to combat you infidels. All the talk that Hard House is going down the tubes - it is because of the proud Iraqi peoples that this is happening. With the will of Allah, we have torn down this house - it wasn't very hard, was it. No doubt your pitiful leader Blair will go running to the motherless scum Bush complaining that there have been more terrorist acts against his culture - yet more buildings destroyed due to hard house being demolished. Be warned that I will repulse any attack - if you want to commit suicide on the spikes of my logic, then fall away infidels! And I will bring more of these houses down low - it is the will of Allah!

And people in your western society don't? I strongly suggest you put your own houses in order before trying to change other people's.

Unlike your agressive puppet masters (and yourself, obviously), I am not that way inclined.

You are all racist puppets of a corrupt society of fools.

Well, it has often been said that our great leader (who will return), is like one of your nursery rhyme characters.... a little miss muffet? The kurds got in his way.....

Illiterate scumbag. You're nothing but hot air, you jackel faced dipshit. Allah willing you will be spit-roasted over a lake of boiling acid, being thrashed with barbed wire for eternity. *Disclaimer* The Iraqi people are a gentle and peaceful nation - before the war-bringers came and ruined our sandy eden.

Photo please!

As in lepers in a bath!!!! Foolish non-believer.

How about human porridge?

Ah! I see an imperial lapdog has finally fallen to the superior Iraqi logic! Now I will have to convince the rest of you fools, and CTW will have fallen to the all-powerful Iraqi public! A peoples victory that will be enjoyed by the multitudes in all their wonderful palaces, built by their benevolent leader. Now destroyed by the hated invaders.

Is this humour? I find your western way of thinking very confusing. Not like the straight-forward way of the sublime Iraqi people.

If you have a problem with me infidel, take it up with someone who cares. Maybe your local tramp would lend an ear. If you can't find one who will listen to you, then a have a private colony of lepers who would be happy to donate you theirs.

Mules are doing well, praise Allah. The American soldiers keep flashing them covertous looks, but currently there have been no reports of any inproper advances. Obviously the American scum realise that fine, strong Iraqi mules are too good for them.