Trouble

what do i do for jakes 1st im new to this any ideas im taking him to the sealife enter but im ment to be having a party wot do i doooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i just got my self one of thease bad boys and im plesently impressed i didnt like the normal ipod but i love this baby and for the price im not complaining £69 poundage for 512mb about 120 songs im a happy bunny

the beers are on me now all you be good and behave today

mwahahahahahahahahahahaha its not a licence to drive its my licence to kill ooooo im all excited just gotta book my lessons and ill be off, the roads will no longer be safe again if i pass

college have realy pissed me off this year iv already faild my corse so if i want to work with children im going to have to re do it all i am not a happy bunnny. all because i am 5 mins late some times (not may fault the bus takes a little longer some days i do travel 16mils in rush hour) which i have explaind ther reply was get the erler bus, either im 5mins late or i get up at 6 iin the morning and wait around college for an hour then fall asleep while wer working, and now im not aloud to go onto a placment cos of it. but ill be back in hull college soon with my old chums and no wank tutors that have it in for me and ill be able to get some propper work done

i have just invested in one of thease babys and wow i was shitting my self thinking it would take my leg off but its the best razor iv ever had (iv had many) ladys BUY ONE

oh total balls i just remberd u sent me a pm like a week ago please forgive me and im doing FAB at the mo i shall be looking for a new house soon im leaving home finaly (altho i will miss my mummy cooking for me) and college is going well i just need a fooking night out and ill be as good as choclate spread on toast i hope your well chic a deeee sorry again hun

i had a right sexy beast of one but there is a fault on thease i realy loved it to *snif snif * sooo my replacment wot do you think £150 but its 5G and fooking pink

maria Ohhhh kinky iv orderd my free sample

its looking pretty dam diffrent on here so what have i missed anything important or just the usual maria and phil r posts any new smilies i need to know about sorry i havent been on to entertain you with my crap spelling and witty comments well iv got the night off from elbrato or the beef cake or just jake the peg so fill me in ladys and gents cos iv missed you all dearly

hello hunny thanks for my NYE txt, im poor at the moment so iv had no cred to txt you back but i hope you had a good one chucky egg

little (ha you must be kidding) jake took a trip to the hospital the other day after he did his superman trick off the sofa jake lunged for a bottle of coke and cut just above his lip open tho he was laughing 5 mins later they glued him up and sent him packing so he's all good hopfully it wont scar

wot a fantastic idea good old McDonalds has done it again brougt out a fab ice cream still dosnt compare to the cream egg one and rember boys and girls this christmas

anyone bought any clothes off the internet iv bought a t-shirt for my love any one no how long it will take ???

how tough are they i still have mine im susprised my ps still works i droped it down the stairs threw controlers at it and kicked it once or twice, droped juce on it a few times carried it about by the wires threw other objects at it, yes i was a viloent child and the little beast is still going strong anyone els have one