Aerial_The_Mermaid

The bastard! Thats it, I'm never surfacing again, I'm going to find a cosy shell to curl up in under the sea and sulk for a good few weeks! PS. Shes a minger!

Last time I saw him you had your hand stuck up his arse....... Tell me honestly now, is he gay?

Have you seen Gordon the Gopher lately? He hasn't returned any of my calls!

Oh I ditched the prince a while back, twas a case of 'flipper floppy' syndrome, He did nothing for me in the bedroom. I'm after Gordy the Gopher now mind Hes one wild animal!

She's signed up to Seaweed records and has re-named herself Lisa Splashes.

Yes Michael and Bendy Barbie seemed to be getting on rather well didn't they Michael ditched me not so long ago, he said he prefered the 2 legged variety! Even though I'm clearly a complete babe!

Have you seen Michael lately? He seems to have gone walk-a-bouts somewhere in Wales?

Oh Gordy! My hero!

Ello my fellow mer-people! I met a fair few of you at Tidy whilst splashing about in the hard house room, with a friend of mine, Gordon the Gopher Hows everyone?