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I heard that ages ago - these jokes must be taking ages to get to your part of swansea my love yeah well u know that it takes bout 20 yrs 4 things to get 2 swansea, so im up 2 date now

my god id give anything for a clean bloke a rare commodity on here well it was worth a try

i know thats wat it was girl. its all the mankin guys ive had lately my god id give anything for a clean bloke

worringly enough, I've actually lost weight! only a few pounds but still.. need to eat more turkey.. let me share ur turkey with u. thats all ive ad all over xmas is hot cock. u know spunk is like a mcdonalds really. it fills u up at the time but 20 mins later ur starvin again!

well pissin is the last thing u think about at that stage innit! if i were u i would have grabed his big fat cock and rammed it up my shitter then thought bout the piss later. u av got ur priorities so [censored] wrong boy!!

A man gives blood 2 save his girlfriends life. They split up, and he asks for it back, she throws him a used tampax and says "ill pay you back monthly u bastard"

2 rats in a sewer been eating [censored] all day, one says to the other "im sick of eating [censored] every single day!" his mate says " cheer up we`re on the piss tomorrow night"

is it true that you were so ugly as a child, you went to Neverland and Michael Jackson made you sleep in your own bed???

does anyone know of any free sites where music can be downloaded from? cheers

she was mine well b 4 u bird!! cant we at least share?

the pic thats staring at me each time i cum on this sie. and gets me wet each time

u know that pic of u sitting on the sofa...well id luv to cum over ther right now, sit next 2 u and give u the biggest hug u ever did get!!

ur all bate bate [censored] bate and i luv it! u mother fuckers swear this was the serious forum for god sake im messin about why do u av to b a bunch of dry breads i fao"d creamy c for a joke ,cos someone told me to cant u take it u fuckin whitless scum!!!

Another day on ClubTheWorld and CreamyC has to deal with yet more wannabes. im no wannabe. finished with that [censored] wen i auditioned for the spice girls. just thought id say hi and c if ur cream is as creamy as u make it out to b Right, so tell me, who you trying to impress ? impress.i aint trying to impress anyone,just heard u were the ultimate combo cunt thats all.i luv cunts so i thought id let u know im also very effective in the cunt region too, and i aint talking bout my bucket cunt Nice, another illiterate person on the board. Do me a favour, go back to school, learn to spell and learn to put a decent sentence together and then maybe I'll speak to you. [/quote ill spell and write in which ever way turns me on ugly cunt and do u really think im gonna take a bribe from u just so youll talk to me,go and take ur face for a [censored] pal and do sum fuckin work u think i pay taxes to keep wankers like u on a fuckin message board 12 hrs a day get a fuckin life!

You have one filthy mouth, I cant imagine any bloke that would want to even think about sticking his cock in your fat mouth. Take a walk gobshite. ill take a walk....over ur fuckin face whilst draggin my pissflaps behind me like a slug on heat.i know ud like that Whats it like being a virgin ? wish i ad the opportunity to tell u.....i was one of them girls at primary school who lined up against the wall and begged the guys to DO ME BAD! eventually for a price they agreed, by the time i was 12 id had all the primary schools within the geographical radius i regret it now mind its left me scarred 4 life