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Kazmataz

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  1. Kazmataz replied to Rascal's post in a topic in General Discussion
    QUOTE (Lisa @ Apr 16 2004, 10:23) Do you think some of the get a power trip kinda thing out of it!!?? I reckon *some* coppers do. 2 of my best friends from school days have gone on to join the police force in the last 2 years (they're both 23 now). Even they say that the majority of their collegues are "ignorant/arrogant twats" (they exclude themselves from this comment but there's still time for them to change! one of them has already developed a distinct air of superiority when around us civvies )
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  3. I never want kids... obviously from reading this thread i am in the minority, hence my parents/brothers/everyone else always saying condescendingly that "you'll change your mind one day/when you're older" blah blah blah...they obviously know the inside of my head better than me I don;t disagree with them, maybe when I am 30-odd, I will change my mind, but I doubt it, as most people already know that they will want kids one day. I have more than one reason for not wanting kids, but probably the main reason is that I never bonded with my own mother, so I'm not sure i would be able to bond with my own child.
  4. Kazmataz replied to Lisa's post in a topic in General Discussion
  5. yeh, my blokes got tits...... oh [censored] - that's not what you meant was it
  6. this big bloke smacked my arse once, and all his mates were laughing (til they saw my fella at the time, who was a 6'6" rugby player ) I had a corker of a bruise the next day
  7. Funny that - the wet patch always seems to be on my side too i reckon blokes sneakily make sure we're on the side of the bed they don't want, then jump to their own dry side before any trickles can get them Best solution to this, is to have sex on the top, when your done sit there for abit, let it drain, have a wiggle, whilst kissing him, so he doesnt notice then let it drip all over him!! and even if they realise what you're up to - there ain't much they can do about it
  8. Funny that - the wet patch always seems to be on my side too i reckon blokes sneakily make sure we're on the side of the bed they don't want, then jump to their own dry side before any trickles can get them
  9. eeeeeeewwwwwwww - that's not nice
  10. I think I found the one that brings the average down A couple of years ago, I finally pulled this bloke I'd fancied on and off for a couple of years..... then he took his pants off and it must've been about 4 inches HARD I was gutted
  11. Kazmataz replied to Lisa's post in a topic in General Discussion
    Embarrassing.... but funny too
  12. lucky girl.... mind you, doggy style must be painful
  13. Make sure you get there in time though, or you might get a squirt in the eye
  14. Kazmataz replied to dizzy1562629241's post in a topic in General Discussion
    Ooh my favourite
  15. Kazmataz replied to dizzy1562629241's post in a topic in General Discussion
    tried that too - you should see the patches all over my sofa .... just kidding, that's why we've got throw overs
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