Ayresy

Slinky takes over Elements, Firvale Road, Bournemouth Fri 17th November 2006 9.00pm – 4.00am Slinky takes over Bournemouth’s biggest club with their favourite hard house line up! I know what you’re all thinking – Elements? But I thought that till I went in to see the venue the other day!! There are plenty of bars, plenty of toilets (with toilet paper and no flies!! Shock horror!), cheap drinks and it’s in the centre of town, so plenty of pre-Slinky bars to go to. The staff seem really friendly and everyone there is really looking forward to welcoming the Slinky massiiiive!! Main Room: Tidy Boys (Jolly nice chaps, bit queer though, constantly trying to convince us they aren’t gay and that they like girl’s fannies, we “believe” them!) Rob Tissera (Once swam the English channel wearing a shell suit whilst singing all 6 verses of the national anthem repeatedly only to be arrested on the other side for cheating after catching a ride on a sperm whale half way across – tut tut Bobby T) Nick Sentience (Once won a competition for reading the whole of the Bible backwards in the shortest time and can cook 30-minute pasta in 20 minutes - impressive) Kym Ayres (Helps small children build big tents during her lunch break and can tread water for three days non-stop. She doesn’t perspire and once toured America with a skydiving wind tunnel demonstration carrying nothing but a hanky and a small bag of nuts – wow what a CV!) Tickets: £7 + b/fee in adv, £10 on the door Tickets available from: Ticket Web: Web – www.ticketweb.co.uk Phone – 08700 600 100 The Door Guy: Phone – 01202 552163 Web – www.thedoorguy.co.uk Outlets: Frolic Records - Burlington Arcade, Bournemouth – 01202 290308 Coaches: - Available from usual outlets in Southampton, Portsmouth, Winchester, Basingstoke and Chichester. - For more info on pick up times etc visit www.slinky.co.uk/bournemouth - Call Sam on 07976 558073 for more enquiries and possibility of pick up’s from other towns E-Flyers / Slinky News Updates: For Slinky updates please go to www.slinky.co.uk or www.slinkydsi.com and join our mailing list!

cool cheers lisa, if not it's on the dilate website - www.dilate.biz

tony p? need to talk to him quite urgently

you dont have to carry them around - there is a carpark directly outside and if you have your hand stamped you can come and go, but even if you did bring them in, youd be quite safe leaving them somewhere, no one would touch them - its not that kind of place

why? surely you pay to see the dj's not to spend money on an over priced bar?

telephone numbers or email addresses - we just need them - dont worry they wont be given out to anyone

right, its only 5 days away now so this is a reminder of whats going on this comin saturday... if you want quit and easy guaranteed entry without having to sign in please email me kym@dilate.biz with full names and telephone numbers of everyone who is coming in your party and you will be placed on the paying guestlist THIS SATURDAY - DILATE @ THE BARN - LINCOLN 8pm - 6am LADIES DJ COMP CAROLINE BANX PRINCESS SKB AYRESY SAZZ CALLY GAGE MAD MISS HELL PENNY PITCH CHERYL BORDINO JANA BRING YOUR OWN BOOZE those after directions etc please email me or call on 07833326843 if you get lost see you saturday

enough

how much can i not wait - yay for me

yes who's being flown out to canada to play a a few clubs there for halloween? i'll give you a clue... its me

i recon i would do a hard house / hard trance / techno night and call it dilate it would be 1 room plus chill out and first but then would start to plan the second room, i would hold it in the barn at lincoln i would always have ace line ups and the residenbts would be colonel k, vewlos and myself

last tuesday

okay... i admit it... it was actually growing out of my foof my nick name is kym 'donkey gash' ayres

no... meat paste is all that matters

im on it too fool

unleash the meat paste jimmy boy

QUOTE (Phil rr @ Jul 25 2004, 22:36) QUOTE (Ayresy @ Jul 25 2004, 14:23) ha ha ha, i can assure you.... it WAS a blow up donkey! and you'd know, how? erm... cause i was sat on it?

ooooh i panicked then and i dont know why - i dont even ahve any porn shots... want to take some?

ha ha ha, i can assure you.... it WAS a blow up donkey!

the adverts on telly RE: drinking and smoking now3 are well harsh... has anyone seen the new drink driving one?

its a weekender band my dear... anymore stupid questions?

errr... which pics are you on about? you havent stumbled across my online porn shots have you?

jimmy my bum is your bum.... lets have a meat pasteathon

agreed.... should i dignify that with an answer?

i make the best darn sandwiches in the south me!