ScaryClaire

But what if, your twins boyfriend fancied 'you' and used your gay twin to get to you *snigger* I like it!

Plug it with a 'double fisting'. Peace

Ofcourse I am... there is only ONE Scary Claire, and that is me (Anyone else who goes by name is a fake - or they just wanna be me )

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES What date and if I aren't doing anything (which even if I were I would cancel it) and I will go with you!! I haven't seen the 'Phonics since 2000 - and Kelly Jones' hair is longer than mine now

It was either 'down at Fraggle Rock' or 'Sitting on a Cock' (and I don't mean the "cock-a-doodle-doo" sort)

Only if it's a loom in us

I think your sig is quite fruity - don't you agree?!!

So is the smelly brown stuff that comes out of your ass

Glad to know I can be of service, babes! So, do I score a straight A?!

Erm.... NO! I have always liked a light dose of Hardcore - but when I saw Slipmatt at Base the other week OH MY [censored] GOODNESS GRACIOUS MY GRANDMA IS NOT IN SPAIN!!!!! He rocked, and I have never been so wowed in my life! Okay, so he mixed hardhouse, hardcore, trance and happy hardcore together - which just made it all the more amazing - but since I saw him, all I have done is download hardcore / happy hardcore and am even setting out to collect the 'Bonkers' cd collection! The Euphoric rush that I got was incredible - hey, it even got Butchelous 'raving' big stylee - instead of his normal 'kick one leg to the side' move. I have one thing to say to you, Sir

ahhh Jimmy - you know I'm gonna get a straight A for this, lol... I am going to introduce myself, My name is Scary Claire. I run around like a Ketamized elf, And I fall down slides and stairs. But I'm not here to bore you, Or to tell you where I'm from. So I'll tell you about a site I've just joined, It's called Club the world dot com. The first thread I posted, Was to say hi to everyone. They all seemed nice and welcomed me, And voila the task was done. It was then in my head I realised, That I am now well hunted. And that I know some gals and guys, Especially the Scottish Monsieur Cunted. I got talking to him last year, He's as messy a Kethead as I. But 'cos he's Scottish his head's not in gear, He just constantly flies 'high' And there's a girl who seems so angelic, Like a perfect, everlasting dream. But pure she's not - it's just a trick, She likes double fisting and cream. She's so funny and sweet in everyway, A devil she is not. She goes along smiling everyday, And sits at Fraggle Rock That's enough of squallid turds And sprookling along the way. But here's to all at Club the World And to a hefty [censored] up stay Scary Claire - Copyrite all rights reserved teehee

Guy - you just sooooo know that I will be there Thanks to everyone who welcomed me to the site - ooooh, I feel all importantish now, lol Better go before my ego a go-goes!

I will be gracing you all with my presence Sounds like a flabber-cobble-wittle of a night! May I also take this opportunity to bow down to you for getting Andy and Asa to play b2b - always a pleasure to see PS - Jimmy - that picture isn't as disturbing as some of the things that come out of Chell's mouth, lol. "Double-fisting, anyone?!" Filth, filth I tell you, but funny filth

A figment of your imagination, Jimmy SarahPVC - yes, I am a mate of Gilly's and I have met you before, me dear. I'm also on a picci with Amy at Sundissential, and I also know clubbing Si. To everyone! Can't wait til I get stuck in and unleash my over-rated radioactive wavelength onto the board! Nice to hear from you all! BTW - for those who want to know how scary I am - ask people like Si, Jimmy (Cap. Cunted), Matt (Zen Master) etc etc. Or then again - if you ever see me round Leeds (or whereever else I go) in clubs and stuff, then you'll find out *Claire*

Hi there everyone! Bloody hell - I have finally got around to signing up on here! "THREE CHEERS FOR THE SCARY ONE!!" Most people out on the clubbing scene know me - I'm not sure who I know on here (Clubbin Si is a deffo 'I know' - Hiya babes) Whatever though, I am looking forward to joining in the madness on this site, and maybe bringing a few smiles to faces. Watch out 'cos I'll be lurking about in here from now on *Claire* Now, where did I leave my mind....?!!