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Hi Guys.... Just to let you know i have two tickets for the tidy new years weekender available.. i have put them on eBay.. (see link) however i'll accept offers and i will end it early, i will sell you a single ticket if you wish too.. email me on g17lek@yahoo.co.uk if you want to discuss or buy. Thanks, Ed. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2-x-New-Years-Eve-Ti...1QQcmdZViewItem

News just in that the NHS, although having drafted in thousands of doctors, nurses, surgeons and the like, are unable to cope with the mass suicide/overdose victims resulting from the Tidy board shut down. However, what the pathetic Internet chat room addicts failed to notice was that the shut down only lasts for four days. One retard told us… “I don’t know what I am gunna do, it’s horrendous, how can they do this to us, my life isn’t worth living anymore, I thought I’d never try smack….” Only 13 seconds later, this poor fellow was found lying over his ever faithful Tidy graphitised computer, hugging it with only that stupid picture of a red chair which now sits in place instead of the Tidy website on screen, needle still fresh in arm, lifeless from injecting rat poison instead of the intended heroin. One, not so unfortunate girl, who read the e-mail properly, was talking about cryogenically freezing herself at an undisclosed laboratory near by, so she would not witness the shut down. Now thousands of the poor creatures lie in hospital corridors wrapped carelessly in bin liners, as body bags are now a rare sight. Word on the street is mass army’s of JCB’s are conducting a nationwide pick up from each hospital of the parentless wasters and dumping them at a specially made pit in Great Yarmouth..!!! Keeping it Tidy is the main priority here; it’s what they would of wanted. Over and out.

Hi everyone, i've got two spare Hard House Academy tickets for sale, so if anyone would like one or both of them, then please give me a call or text me on: 07830 389 028 They were bought @ £25 each so nearest offer to that wins i suppose.! I live in Leeds, but obviously i can post them or drive to you or meet you somewhere... your call.!! Nice one BRUVVA..!!!!! DETAILS: Every HHA has sold out, by your ticket now to avoid dissappointment.! After 5 long cold months, the greatest show in hard house is back to blow your mind once again. 4500 crazy clubbers will once again descend on the magnificent Brixton Academy for the biggest hard dance event around. Every edition of HHA attracts clubbers from around the world, such as the 300 bass-hungry Dutch and Belgium nutters who are coming all the way by coach from their respective countries just for the HHA experience! Well they wouldn’t go to such lengths for just any event would they? MAIN ROOM: HHA LIVE Lab4 Live K90 Live Nuw Idol Live Proteus Phil Reynolds Steve Hill Andy Whitby Cally&Juice Eduardo Herrera The main room of Brixton Academy was made for breathtaking performances on a massive scale - which is why we are giving your live performances from the 3 biggest PAs in hard dance - Lab 4, K90, and Nuw Idol, and a very special tiered stage for their use! We are also bringing you some of the most exciting DJs from around the globe - the hard epic stylings of Finland’s craziest DJ Proteus (who really has to be seen as well as heard!), Brazillian badboy Eduardo Herrera (the first ever South American to play the main room at Brixton Academy, featuring a live performance of the Brazilian martial art capoeira by some very talented Capoeiristas!) and back by popular demand, everyone’s favourite Kiwi, Steve Hill. The main stage at HHA just isn’t the same without him! Frantic faves Andy Whitby and Cally & Juice (with a performance on stage from the UK Breakdancing champions!) will also be destroying the dancefloor like only they can, giving us hard trance, bounce, hardstyle, techno, and then some. FOYER: I LOVE THE HOOVER! Organ Donors LIVE Dave the Drummer Very Special Guest Ed Real Justin Bourne Lucy Fur Cally Gage Little Gem B2B Julez Steve Maynard B2B Danny Gilligan The filthy foyer will once again be filled to the rafters with lashings and lashings of house of the harder vein. For this HHA we are dedicating this room to the most distinctive sound in hard house - the hoover! If you don’t know what we mean by this then you might just have to come and find out for yourself…suffice to say we’ve got some very big names for you. Techno stalwart D.A.V.E. The Drummer will be consolidating upon his incredible live set at Frantic vs Wildchild back in November. The Organ Donors will be performing their highly acclaimed live experience once again, and Ed Real will be showing why he’s one of the biggest names in hard house. Got filth? CORRIDOR: I HOUSE U PRESENTED BY 4CLUBBERS.NET The 3 Amigos Danny Armstrong Nick Brown Filthy Rich CD B2B Rich O Paul Henry Chewy Rob Alexander The corridor will once again rock and roll to the sounds of the funkiest house, the dirtiest breaks, and the sleaziest electro, as funkateers Filthy Rich and The 3 Amigos are joined by some Thirsty DJs, 4 Clubbers DJs, and Groove Factory DJs to supply the seX factor all night long… Balcony Bar: BRING BACK THE BOUNCE VERY SPECIAL GUEST Rachel Auburn Jon Langford Strange Dave Kernzy&Klemenza The Prophet Red&Blue Zana Mills Danny Lu B2B Dickon Laws WHERE AND WHEN IS IT? Saturday 26th February 2005 8.30pm to 6.00am Carling Brixton Academy, 211 Stockwell Rd, London, SW9 9SL www.brixton-academy.co.uk (nearest tube: Brixton) For a quick and easy way to find the venue please logon to www.mapblast.com