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wheres the most public place anyone has ever wanked? u know when u just get the urge

had sex...... i'd have to say, -beach -bf work place (when no one was there) -sauna -jacuzzi

(by a female) 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like [censored] so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you. 11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future. 12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude. 13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content. 14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV. 15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag. 16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning." A Man's thoughts on Fellatio AKA Rebuttal Etiquette (by a male) 1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will. 2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish. 3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you? 4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair. 5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up! 6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. Trust me. 7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country. 8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth. 9. Play with the balls. 10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better. 11. Caress the ass, too. We like that! 12. Make hay when the sun shines. It's "wide awake" in the morning now, but when you get old & fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep." 13. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you?

And re-open as the CreamyC Forum ?You vote counts ..... Rid Smut ! Have Creamy ! Yes - I've always wanted a CreamyC Forum so I can dedicate myself to him ! Yes - CreamyC deserves his own forum and I'm his biggest fan ! Yes - I'm suprised its taken so long ! Yes - And get rid of the mod as well - ClaireDC Vote wisely my good friends !

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Ok here is a write up of what i was tryin to tell the girlies Courtesy of company again hehe Whats the problem You may have heard of kegel excersises - those muscle - clenching moments which tighten your vagina to a springy little coil and which alledgedly lead to great sex. Most of us, however have no idea where they are and if we do we have no idea what to do with them. Which is a shame, because getting them working can turn you into the kind of girl who could shoot ping-pong balls across bars, if you like that sort of thing. How to get there The PC muscles are located by squeezing the way you would if you were trying to halt a wee mid-flow. If you squeeze and release 20 times a day, within a fortnight you should feel a difference - or if you cant, he will. Your vagina will be tighter, which means better friction during sex. Now the really clever trick is to hold his penis erect inside you, using only your PC muscles. Hold every squeeze for a couple of seconds, so you both really feel it, and tell him he's not allowed to move. This will feel exquisite to him, and pretty exciting to you. You can alternate little "fluttering" squeezes, with big ones, as if you're drawing him deeper inside you. If you get really good at this, and can do it fast, you should be able to make him come simply with the power of your muscles which is a deeply satisfying, if slightly exhausting experience. There ya gp fpr all the girlies who wana shoot ping pongs outa their fairy....or as my "ex" said last night could make u into one of them tennis practice machines tho ud probably get friction burns from tennis balls and have to be VERY wide to fit em in lmao!!

Here's one for the men! If you had to choose between a fantastic blow job or good ta average sex what would it be?

Jus out of interest i was wondering what members off the board would prefer. A wonderful night of hardcore passionate sex or a mind boggling hardcore clubbing session???