CTW Moderators Dani Babyboo Posted January 20, 2005 CTW Moderators Share Posted January 20, 2005 Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum." Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . . Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? Quote 🎧20,000 Hardcore members, I say the future is ours🎧 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? 153095[/snapback] Dani ? lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Dani Babyboo Posted January 20, 2005 Author CTW Moderators Share Posted January 20, 2005 found it somewhere haha but how true is it and did u sing the alphabet song in ya head i did Quote 🎧20,000 Hardcore members, I say the future is ours🎧 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW DJs LiamStyles Posted January 20, 2005 CTW DJs Share Posted January 20, 2005 another............ Why does donald duck put a towel round himself when he gets out of the shower? He doesnt wear any trousers the rest of the time Quote LiamStyles Bet you look good on the dancefloor *LiamStyles - mixes on rotation* Current mix "No Concept Of Time" CLICK HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Dani Babyboo Posted January 20, 2005 Author CTW Moderators Share Posted January 20, 2005 lmaom liam Quote 🎧20,000 Hardcore members, I say the future is ours🎧 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members tronicz Posted January 20, 2005 CTW Members Share Posted January 20, 2005 got that twinkle twinkle little star stuck in my head now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Dani Babyboo Posted January 20, 2005 Author CTW Moderators Share Posted January 20, 2005 Quote 🎧20,000 Hardcore members, I say the future is ours🎧 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 Is it just me who's not singing anything in the head ? :s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Tresh Posted January 20, 2005 CTW Members Share Posted January 20, 2005 No. Quote My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 That's ok then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Tresh Posted January 20, 2005 CTW Members Share Posted January 20, 2005 Didn't want u going to bed worrying. Quote My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 Thanks for your concern - don't need any more pressure on my head at the moment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Tresh Posted January 20, 2005 CTW Members Share Posted January 20, 2005 Take a trip into space, that should get rid of the pressure. Quote My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 Good thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Tresh Posted January 20, 2005 CTW Members Share Posted January 20, 2005 As always. Quote My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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