did u ever stop and wonder

[Dani Babyboo]

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll

squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

 

 

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna

eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."

 

 

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the

toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

 

 

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

 

 

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't

point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

 

 

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get

undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

 

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're

both dogs!

 

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from

vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

 

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the

same tune?

 

Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .

 

 

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

 

 

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at

you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

 

 

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

 

[Guest]

 

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

 

 

 

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Dani ? lmao

[Dani Babyboo]

found it somewhere haha

 

but how true is it and did u sing the alphabet song in ya head i did

[LiamStyles]

another............

 

Why does donald duck put a towel round himself when he gets out of the shower? He doesnt wear any trousers the rest of the time

[Dani Babyboo]

lmaom liam

[tronicz]

got that twinkle twinkle little star stuck in my head now

[Dani Babyboo]

[Guest]

Is it just me who's not singing anything in the head ? :s

[Tresh]

No.

[Guest]

That's ok then.

[Tresh]

Didn't want u going to bed worrying.

[Guest]

Thanks for your concern - don't need any more pressure on my head at the moment

[Tresh]

Take a trip into space, that should get rid of the pressure.

[Guest]

Good thinking.

[Tresh]

As always.