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[goshow]

Do you like it?!!!

 

I'm in training for the Egremont crab fair!

 

I will beat this fella!

 

 

[Dawn]

Is it a comp to see who catches crabs first

 

Why do they wear the horse collar

[goshow]

Is it a comp to see who catches crabs first 

 

Why do they wear the horse collar 

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Yes it is a comp to see who catches crabs first and the purpose of the horses collar is to get acustomed to the size and appearence of where you may catch crabs from!!

[Dawn]

I so wish i'd not put that now ........ ewwwwwwwwwww

 

[Dani Babyboo]

u what is that a joke if not explain as im totally confused now

[Dawn]

Dani love ... I for one am NOT explaining that one

 

Look at the picture and read the words ... thats all I can say

[Dani Babyboo]

i did but dont understand lol

 

ive never heard of anything like that before

[Guest NeoN]

think about it , crabs , itchy .

[Dani Babyboo]

not that type surely ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

[big-guns]

Goshow had that many of them, he started walking sideways himself!!

[Lisa]

Has the pic been changed at all cos I cant see how Ben & Jerry's has got ought to do with crabs? SO im with Dani here

[Dani Babyboo]

no pic aint been changed lol

 

i bet there laughing at me but i still dont know

[Lisa]

no pic aint been changed lol

 

i bet there laughing at me but i still dont know

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You & me both babe cos the pic im seeing is Ben & Jerry's on a thing round a what looks liek a gurning guys neck

[Dani Babyboo]

yer thats the right pic and its the thing they put on a horses neck wen attaching a cart to pull working horses and stuff

 

 

[goshow]

Right, i'll explain it for you.

 

Gurning is a competition that they hold annually at the Egremont Crab Fair in West Cumbria. Its like a market village fair that last for a few days. as part of the fair they have a gurning competition. this is where gurning was invented and the name was addopted by clubbers who are pulling funny faces beyond their control.

 

Now the rules of the contest are that you have to pull the most ugly, distorted face that you possibly can and, as per tradition, over the last century, the Gurn has to be pulled though the horses collar.

 

Egremont Crab Fair - Gurners

 

 

 

Now when i mentioned the fair Dawn said "is it a contest to see who can catch crabs first?" and "what is the horses collar for?" Now, me, being a self confessed pervert and truly sick minded bugger, i had to reply with something perverse, hence, "yes it is a contest to see who can catch crabs first" (as in pubic lice) and the other reply was in relation to the horses collar resembling some part of a females anatomy where crabs pubic lica may be caught!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited March 26, 2005 by goshow