HAVENT HAD ANY FOR A WHILE

[Miss Minx]

1.) WHATS YOUR BEST JOKE

 

2.) IF YOU WERE A SMILEY (ONLY CAN CHOOSE FROM ONES ON HERE) WHICH SMILEY WOULD YOU BE AND WHY

 

3.) IF YOU OWNED A PUB WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT

 

4.) WHAT UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW

 

5.) 20 WORDS TO ADVERTISE YOURSELF AS A PRODUCT WHAT WOULD THEY BE

 

6.) IF YOU HAD TO EAT ANOTHER HUMAN BEING WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE, HOW WOULD YOU PREPARE THEM AND WHAT BIT WOULD YOU EAT FIRST

 

7.) IF YOU WERE A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT WAS ATTRACTED TO PPL THE SAME SEX YOU ARE NOW WOULD YOU FUCK YOURSELF

 

8.) WHICH CHARACTER FROMA DISNEY FILM WOULD YOU BE

 

9.) IF YOU WERE STUCK ON THE 10TH FLOOR OF A BURNING BUILDING WOULD YOU STAY N GET BURNT OR WLD YOU JUMP TO YOUR DEATH?

 

10.) WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SONG LYRICS

 

 

 

[LTM]

WHATS YOUR BEST JOKE

 

what do you call a million indians in a lake??? COCO POPS!!!

 

IF YOU WERE A SMILEY (ONLY CAN CHOOSE FROM ONES ON HERE) WHICH SMILEY WOULD YOU BE AND WHY

 

because I always have an erection.

 

IF YOU OWNED A PUB WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT

 

The Albanian & The Bosnian

 

WHAT UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW

 

Nothing my erection is too big.

 

WORDS TO ADVERTISE YOURSELF AS A PRODUCT WHAT WOULD THEY BE

 

I can't be fucking bothered.

 

IF YOU HAD TO EAT ANOTHER HUMAN BEING WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE, HOW WOULD YOU PREPARE THEM AND WHAT BIT WOULD YOU EAT FIRST

 

Carmen Electra, I'd brutalise her and I'd eat her cunt first.

 

IF YOU WERE A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT WAS ATTRACTED TO PPL THE SAME SEX YOU ARE NOW WOULD YOU FUCK YOURSELF

 

Yes.

 

WHICH CHARACTER FROMA DISNEY FILM WOULD YOU BE

 

Arial the Little Mermaid and i'd suck my tits all day long.

 

IF YOU WERE STUCK ON THE 10TH FLOOR OF A BURNING BUILDING WOULD YOU STAY N GET BURNT OR WLD YOU JUMP TO YOUR DEATH?

 

Put out the fire.

 

WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SONG LYRICS

 

1-0 to the Ar-se-nal x20.

Edited April 28, 2005 by LTM

[Miss Minx]

so to sum you up luv your a super horny arsenal fan whos not to fond of the darker breed of people lol your actually quite amusing when your not being a twat

[fifedjdomo]

1.) WHATS YOUR BEST JOKE:

so far its been: what has a pelican, an ostritch and the Inland Revenue all got in common?

they can all shove their bills up their arse

 

2.) IF YOU WERE A SMILEY (ONLY CAN CHOOSE FROM ONES ON HERE) WHICH SMILEY WOULD YOU BE AND WHY

because i decided

 

3.) IF YOU OWNED A PUB WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT

doms bar

 

4.) WHAT UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW

black ones

 

5.) 20 WORDS TO ADVERTISE YOURSELF AS A PRODUCT WHAT WOULD THEY BE

what?

 

6.) IF YOU HAD TO EAT ANOTHER HUMAN BEING WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE, HOW WOULD YOU PREPARE THEM AND WHAT BIT WOULD YOU EAT FIRST

i would choose erm probly sum1 hot but i dont like cos they a bitch and deserve eating lol id just skewer them and stick them on the bbq and probably start eatin the legs n make me way up...

 

7.) IF YOU WERE A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT WAS ATTRACTED TO PPL THE SAME SEX YOU ARE NOW WOULD YOU FUCK YOURSELF

maybe, there are hotter ppl than i though

 

8.) WHICH CHARACTER FROMA DISNEY FILM WOULD YOU BE

jafar lol

 

9.) IF YOU WERE STUCK ON THE 10TH FLOOR OF A BURNING BUILDING WOULD YOU STAY N GET BURNT OR WLD YOU JUMP TO YOUR DEATH?

what kind of a stupid question is that? i would run doon the stairs n out the door! lol

 

10.) WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SONG LYRICS

if you mad im ontop, then wish me gone

if you mad im on a roll, then wish me home

and if you mad im on top, then punk wish me wrong!

but after your three wishes,

blow it out ya ass!!!

[Leenad]

1.) WHATS YOUR BEST JOKE

 

Hmmm i dont have one,not a tellin jokes sorta person

 

2.) IF YOU WERE A SMILEY (ONLY CAN CHOOSE FROM ONES ON HERE) WHICH SMILEY WOULD YOU BE AND WHY

 

I'd be the one with a pint of beer cus a) its ma fav an I LUV BEER

 

3.) IF YOU OWNED A PUB WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT

 

The Squirrel, dunno why just would

 

4.) WHAT UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW

 

Calvin Klein boxxers of course

 

5.) 20 WORDS TO ADVERTISE YOURSELF AS A PRODUCT WHAT WOULD THEY BE

 

Pass

 

6.) IF YOU HAD TO EAT ANOTHER HUMAN BEING WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE, HOW WOULD YOU PREPARE THEM AND WHAT BIT WOULD YOU EAT FIRST

 

I would say my worst enemy but he probably tastes like shit, so it will have to be my mate stauart cus hes fat and wud keep me goin for months and as for what part first it will be his arm spit-roasted.

 

7.) IF YOU WERE A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT WAS ATTRACTED TO PPL THE SAME SEX YOU ARE NOW WOULD YOU FUCK YOURSELF

 

Umm probably

 

8.) WHICH CHARACTER FROM A DISNEY FILM WOULD YOU BE

 

Captain Jack Sparrow

 

9.) IF YOU WERE STUCK ON THE 10TH FLOOR OF A BURNING BUILDING WOULD YOU STAY N GET BURNT OR WLD YOU JUMP TO YOUR DEATH?

 

Jump, id want my last few seconds on thias planet to be fun

 

10.) WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SONG LYRICS

 

This is how we do,

we make em movin act a fool while we up in the club,

This is how we do,

nobody do it like we do it so show us some love x2

 

Cool lyrics and cool song.

[Guest]

 

WHATS YOUR BEST JOKE

 

Bad wolf told Red Riding Hood 'lift up your top so I can suck your tits'

'No' she said lifting her skirt

'Eat me like the fooking book says'

 

or

 

Man walks into a bar

 

 

IF YOU WERE A SMILEY (ONLY CAN CHOOSE FROM ONES ON HERE) WHICH SMILEY WOULD YOU BE AND WHY

 

because you never will know

 

IF YOU OWNED A PUB WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT

 

Debris

 

WHAT UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW

 

Still in ma jimjams

 

WORDS TO ADVERTISE YOURSELF AS A PRODUCT WHAT WOULD THEY BE

 

I don't need to advertise myself

 

IF YOU HAD TO EAT ANOTHER HUMAN BEING WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE, HOW WOULD YOU PREPARE THEM AND WHAT BIT WOULD YOU EAT FIRST

 

It would offend so i'll decline

 

IF YOU WERE A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT WAS ATTRACTED TO PPL THE SAME SEX YOU ARE NOW WOULD YOU FUCK YOURSELF

 

Hell yes

 

WHICH CHARACTER FROM A DISNEY FILM WOULD YOU BE

 

Booooo i'd be

 

IF YOU WERE STUCK ON THE 10TH FLOOR OF A BURNING BUILDING WOULD YOU STAY N GET BURNT OR WLD YOU JUMP TO YOUR DEATH?

 

Jump

 

WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SONG LYRICS

 

I dreamed a dream in time gone by

When hope was high

And life worth living

I dreamed that love would never die

I dreamed that God would be forgiving

Then I was young and unafraid

And dreams were made and used and wasted

There was no ransom to be paid

No song unsung, no wine untasted

 

 

[Miss Minx]

1.) WHATS YOUR BEST JOKE

ther was two gay guys one said he was going to the store, before he left he told his boyfrind "No masterbating while I am gone" When he came back there was jizz all over the wall, the guy said "I thought i said no masterbating"The other guy said "I didn't I farted".

 

2.) IF YOU WERE A SMILEY (ONLY CAN CHOOSE FROM ONES ON HERE) WHICH SMILEY WOULD YOU BE AND WHY - THE GROUP HUG ONE COS IM HAPPIEST WHEN IM WITH MY MATES

 

3.) IF YOU OWNED A PUB WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT

THE FAWCETT INN

OR THE BADGERS REST

 

4.) WHAT UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW

WHITE FRENCH KNICKERS

 

5.) 20 WORDS TO ADVERTISE YOURSELF AS A PRODUCT WHAT WOULD THEY BE

ILL COME BACK TO THIS LATER I THINK

 

6.) IF YOU HAD TO EAT ANOTHER HUMAN BEING WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE, HOW WOULD YOU PREPARE THEM AND WHAT BIT WOULD YOU EAT FIRST

ID EAT SOMEONE REALLY FAT AND TASTY, ID BBQ THEM WITH A NICE SAUCE ON

 

7.) IF YOU WERE A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT WAS ATTRACTED TO PPL THE SAME SEX YOU ARE NOW WOULD YOU FUCK YOURSELF

YEP

 

8.) WHICH CHARACTER FROMA DISNEY FILM WOULD YOU BE

PIGLET

 

9.) IF YOU WERE STUCK ON THE 10TH FLOOR OF A BURNING BUILDING WOULD YOU STAY N GET BURNT OR WLD YOU JUMP TO YOUR DEATH?

ID JUMP COS ITD BE A RIGHT FCKING BUZZ AND IF I WAS GONNA DIE ANYWAY ID WANNA MAKE A MES ON THE PAVEMENT

 

10.) WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SONG LYRICS

 

I want you to know, that I'm happy for you

I wish nothing but the best for you both

An older version of me

Is she perverted like me

Would she go down on you in a theatre

Does she speak eloquently

And would she have your baby

I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother

 

Cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able

To make it enough for you to be open wide, no

And every time you speak her name

Does she know how you told me you'd hold me

Until you died, till you died

But you're still alive

 

And I'm here to remind you

Of the mess you left when you went away

It's not fair to deny me

Of the cross I bear that you gave to me

You, you, you oughta know

 

You seem very well, things look peaceful

I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know

Did you forget about me Mr. Duplicity

I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner

It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced

Are you thinking of me when you fuck her

 

Cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able

To make it enough for you to be open wide, no

And every time you speak her name

Does she know how you told me you'd hold me

Until you died, til you died

But you're still alive

 

And I'm here to remind you

Of the mess you left when you went away

It's not fair to deny me

Of the cross I bear that you gave to me

You, you, you oughta know

 

Cause the joke that you laid on the bed that was me

And I'm not gonna fade

As soon as you close your eyes and you know it

And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back

I hope you feel it...well can you feel it

 

OR

 

want everything, I want everything

I want a limousine, a diamond ring

I want everything

I wanna taste the good life

I wanna sip from the golden cup

I wanna drink champagne in the early morning hours of the city nights

And if I stay out late

Don't wait up for me

One dove two hearts

A free ride to be who i wanna be

One life one vision

Street life just for the hell of it

One dove two hearts

A free ride to be who i wanna be

One life one vision, one vision

I want the best of both worlds

I want total attraction

I want a piece of the cake

A piece of the action

I'm gonna take it to the limit

And get more than I bargained for

There's no regrets make no mistake

I gonna get what I want

Whatever it takes

And if I push too far don't wait up for me

One dove two hearts

A free ride to be who i wanna be

One life one vision

Street life just for the hell of it

One dove two hearts

A free ride to be who i wanna be

One life one vision, one vision

I wanna sip from the golden cup

I wanna drink champagne

I want everything

 

 

[fifedjdomo]

1.) WHATS YOUR BEST JOKE

ther was two gay guys one said he was going to the store, before he left he told his boyfrind "No masterbating while I am gone" When he came back there was jizz all over the wall, the guy said "I thought i said no masterbating"The other guy said "I didn't I farted".

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[fifedjdomo]

and what bloody songs are they minx???

 

mines is ludacris - blow it out ya ass

[Miss Minx]

1ST ONES ALANIS MORISETTE AND 2ND ONES REPUBLICA

 

I LIKE ANGRY WOMEN SONGS LOL

[Guest NeoN]

REPUBLICA r

[LTM]

so to sum you up luv your a super horny arsenal fan whos not to fond of the darker breed of people lol your actually quite amusing when your not being a twat

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You're spot on apart from the darker breed part. I love all races, I myself am a cross breed of nations.

[Miss Minx]

im usually right its good youve realised that early on

[Guest]

1.) WHATS YOUR BEST JOKE

3 nuns and mother superior had been living a life of celibacy and silence for 10 years, on the tenth year aniversary mother superior said right ladies tonight i am going to allow u all to drop both vows and go out on the pull and bring home a guy on the condition i can hear everything that goes on. so that night the 3 nuns took of there habits, dressed up in nice clothes, put on some make up and went to the local bar. later when they were all home with the chosen lucky men mother superior crept up to the first door and listened " mm yes oh yes oh yes" was what she could hear so she smiled to herself and crept to the second door and listened " oh my god yes jus there thats right oh yes" was what she heard from the second door, she smiled again and crept to the third door and listened "___" nothing she thought to herself, she went back to the first door " oh yes yes yes" she heard, she crept back to second door " oh my god thats good" she heard so back to the third door and "___" nothing.

next day whilst the men had gone and they were sat at the table for breakfast she said to the first nun " u sounded as if u had fun last nite" the nun replied " oh yes mother superior i didnt know sex was so great". she said the same to the second nun " u had a good time too?" and the second nun replied " yes mother superior im starting to wonder why i became a nun" then mother superior turned to the third nun " i was outside ur door did u not have company last nite?" the third nun replied "oh yes i did mother superior but with my mouth full i couldnt make much noise" (sorry its so long but my best )

 

2.) IF YOU WERE A SMILEY (ONLY CAN CHOOSE FROM ONES ON HERE) WHICH SMILEY WOULD YOU BE AND WHY cos thats all i seem to say as a mum

 

 

3.) IF YOU OWNED A PUB WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT dusk till dawn

 

 

4.) WHAT UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW my french nickers and bra matching sety actually cos i felt better

 

 

5.) 20 WORDS TO ADVERTISE YOURSELF AS A PRODUCT WHAT WOULD THEY BE buy one dani and get one free she talks non stop all day ul never get lonely these days ok

 

 

6.) IF YOU HAD TO EAT ANOTHER HUMAN BEING WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE, HOW WOULD YOU PREPARE THEM AND WHAT BIT WOULD YOU EAT FIRST

sorry i cant even answer that its sick

 

 

7.) IF YOU WERE A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT WAS ATTRACTED TO PPL THE SAME SEX YOU ARE NOW WOULD YOU FUCK YOURSELF err guess so

 

 

8.) WHICH CHARACTER FROMA DISNEY FILM WOULD YOU BE boo from monsters inc cos it is me

 

 

9.) IF YOU WERE STUCK ON THE 10TH FLOOR OF A BURNING BUILDING WOULD YOU STAY N GET BURNT OR WLD YOU JUMP TO YOUR DEATH? jump to my death

 

 

10.) WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SONG LYRICS my love is like footsteps in the snow....... baby

I follow you everywhere you go........baby

this painless light has come to wake you

but you will never realize

that i inspire the dreams that guide you............. baby

I follow the winds that bring the cold...........baby

i light the fire within your soul........baby

the lightest touch of feathers falling

my love may be invisable

but i inspire the dreams that guide you.........baby

your half a world away

but in my mind i whisper every single word you say

and before you sleep at night

you pray to me your lucky star

your singing satelite

 

or

 

theres so many things i like about you

i just dont know where to begin

ok well

i like the way you look at me with those beautiful eyes

i like the way you act, oh so suprised

i like the way you sing along

i like the way you always get it wrong

i like the way you clap your hands

i like the way you love to dance

i like the way you put your hands up in the air

i like the way you shake your hair

i like the way you like to touch

i like the way you stare so much

but most of all

yer most of all

I LIKE THE WAY YOU MOVE..........

 

atm they are

[dannyoldham]

1.) WHATS YOUR BEST JOKE

What do you call a blonde standing on her head?

A brunette with bad breath

 

2.) IF YOU WERE A SMILEY (ONLY CAN CHOOSE FROM ONES ON HERE) WHICH SMILEY WOULD YOU BE AND WHY

coz i like to drink

 

3.) IF YOU OWNED A PUB WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT

the drunken monkey

 

4.) WHAT UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW

calvin klein boxers

5.) 20 WORDS TO ADVERTISE YOURSELF AS A PRODUCT WHAT WOULD THEY BE

Free and easy to use!!!

 

6.) IF YOU HAD TO EAT ANOTHER HUMAN BEING WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE, HOW WOULD YOU PREPARE THEM AND WHAT BIT WOULD YOU EAT FIRST

I'd choose steven gerrard coz he's hot then eat his bum first! yum yum

 

7.) IF YOU WERE A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT WAS ATTRACTED TO PPL THE SAME SEX YOU ARE NOW WOULD YOU FUCK YOURSELF

Yes!!!

8.) WHICH CHARACTER FROMA DISNEY FILM WOULD YOU BE

The beast

 

9.) IF YOU WERE STUCK ON THE 10TH FLOOR OF A BURNING BUILDING WOULD YOU STAY N GET BURNT OR WLD YOU JUMP TO YOUR DEATH?

i'd pee on the fire to put it out!

 

10.) WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SONG LYRICS

abba dancin queen *queer*