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lol what a shame

coulda sed sumthin mean bout her mum hehehe then it woulda changed arguments

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i been here almost since the start i was on the old board with all the originals been 2 and half years over now

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I remember you joining, wasn't right right at the start i don't think as i'd been on a while when you joined?! smile.gif

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Remember when I joined ?! hahaha bigwink.gif Funny as fook bigwink.gif

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ya wanna start on my mother Dom lets talk about your mother yeah

 

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money

 

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

 

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

 

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

 

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch

 

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

 

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

 

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

 

 

 

 

 

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Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

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haha

 

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

 

 

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Yo mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen the bitch sinc

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Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose

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Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

 

Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.

 

Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

 

Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

 

Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

 

Yo momma so dumb she sits on TV & watches the couch

 

Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

 

Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

 

Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

 

Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

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Well i preferred it before any of you joined so you can all piss off. tongue.gifwink.gif

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so u dont like me sad.gif

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