CTW Moderators Bushy Posted October 24, 2005 CTW Moderators Share Posted October 24, 2005 A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going to get a drink from the river. At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side. He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in! The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!" The Monkey looks down and says "FUUUUUCK, DUDE....... how much water did you drink? Quote CTW Sexiest Male Member LIVING THE DREAM!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Miss Minx Posted October 25, 2005 CTW Members Share Posted October 25, 2005 hahahahaha think id have laughed more watching the lizard fall in mind Quote Minx n. A girl who really likes sex, usually the kinky kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members fifedjdomo Posted October 27, 2005 CTW Members Share Posted October 27, 2005 hahaha good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Shaney_R Posted October 27, 2005 CTW Members Share Posted October 27, 2005 u robbed that off me Quote www.faceparty.com/shaney_r Bookings/Info - www.myspace.com/shaney_r msn - punani65@hotmail.com OFFICIAL CTW AWARDS 1. Best Dj 2. Funniest Member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Bushy Posted October 27, 2005 Author CTW Moderators Share Posted October 27, 2005 no i didnt, you got it off me, as i sent it on after receiving it from Jen! up your bum tubby! Quote CTW Sexiest Male Member LIVING THE DREAM!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Shaney_R Posted October 27, 2005 CTW Members Share Posted October 27, 2005 i sent it jen! Quote www.faceparty.com/shaney_r Bookings/Info - www.myspace.com/shaney_r msn - punani65@hotmail.com OFFICIAL CTW AWARDS 1. Best Dj 2. Funniest Member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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