The Stoned Monkey

[Bushy]

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks

past.

The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?"

The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded

friend."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have

another joint.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going to

get a drink from the river.

At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and

falls in.

A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him

to the side.

He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree,

smoking a joint with his new monkey friend.

He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that,

when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!

The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into

the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a

joint.

He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"

 

The Monkey looks down and says "FUUUUUCK, DUDE....... how much water

did you drink?

 

 

 

 

[Miss Minx]

hahahahaha

 

think id have laughed more watching the lizard fall in mind

[fifedjdomo]

hahaha good one

[Shaney_R]

u robbed that off me

[Bushy]

no i didnt, you got it off me, as i sent it on after receiving it from Jen!

 

up your bum tubby!

[Shaney_R]

i sent it jen!