New Device: Clubber Tracker (r)

[James]

Yes - I've finally decided that after years of not being able to find people I'm going to invent the "Clubber Tracker" - this little baby will let you instantly see a map of where your buddies are in the club - when the next generation of mobile phones come up with proper colour graphics the phones, using satelitte navigation will send the exact map co-ordinates via a messaging service to your mobile. When everyone is on GPRS this can only work.

 

Ok ok - I'm going mad here, let me re-think - I dont think sat nav is cheap enough at the mo....

 

ermmnnnn.... (scratching head).... how about the clubs have special designated meeting areas with a code - you SMS the code to your mates and they then follow some VERY CLEAR signs to get to the meeting point. If they get there and they've missed you they can look up on a terminal to see if you have left them any further messages - like, "just gone to get more water - back in 5 minutes"

 

Problem is I dont have the money to front for this but when we all have our OWN club we CAN do this. Who's with me - lets see....

 

1000 members paying £10 a month for 4 years give us £480,000 - enough to build a pretty good club. Then, for the first year everyone ALL profit is put into ANOTHER account to build ANOTHER club / OR sell the smaller club and buy a bigger & better club, leading to having enough cash to run an event as big as GateCrasher. Then everyone gets their money back (£480) plus a MEGA BONUS split EQUALLY between the investors - this could be anywhere between £50,000 to £100,000 - all in the space of 5 years.

 

Who's with me ??????!!

 

James (still hyped up over Gatecrasher)

[Sophie]

i like the idea james, i am up for helping if i can???

[Tara]

Nice idea James but lets get back to reality! LOL

[James]

Or £50 for 2 years would be better