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i sell my body to pimps and their customers.

 

not really.... i am the teamleader for the helpdesk of an ISP - i run a team of four people who provide 1st line support.

 

I also design websites and logos and 12" covers for djs and record labels, as a side line.

 

what about you lot then, how do you fund your weeeeeeeekends?

 

m.

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Well, up until 8 months ago I was happily going about my business of making babies in test tubes, counting sperm and laminating porno mags for the donors. However, got into a spot of bother with the HFEA (Human Fertility and Embryology Authority) and ended up being deported to somewhere they thought I could do no harm.

 

Ha, they were wrong. Aside from a bit of moonlighting as a pearl diver, I am now working jointly with the Russian mafia and Dubai ruling family on supply chain dynamics for the rising demand in prostitution.

 

Well what can I say, it pays the bills and it's tax free. And now and again you get to try out the product.

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Well I'm not promising anything Matthew but I'll see what I can do. I believe that we may have openings in a number of different quality control departments: flavour/taste, texture/consistency, suction, and moistness - any prefernces.

 

Seriously though, it is bloody unbelievable that for a supposedly strict Islamic country where you need to get a licence to buy booze, and they rip out all your favourite pics from FHM, but then they're perfectly happy to allow thousands of prostitutes into the counrty. BLOODY HYPOCRITS!!

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I get clubbing cash from going to college, get paid £15 a week. Pretty pathetic but better than nothing and I don't even have to work for it! [Laugh]

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Thats the same as me girlfriends bruvva, he gets £30 a week just for attendin college !

What a joke that is !

 

My reward for goin to school or rather if i didnt go school was me old mans boot up me arse !!!!

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Totally 110% serious mate, he goes to some college in Lewisham, South-East London, apparently its fairly common in that area .

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quote:


Originally posted by Magic:

Ha, they were wrong. Aside from a bit of moonlighting as a pearl diver, I am now working jointly with the Russian mafia and Dubai ruling family on supply chain dynamics for the rising demand in prostitution.

 

Well what can I say, it pays the bills and it's tax free. And now and again you get to try out the product.


that sounds like fun.... any room for a trainee?

 

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Aaahhhh Lewisham, that jewel in south-east London's crwon. Well I guess it keeps them out of mischief I suppose.

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Cash is the main issue with weekenders - I'm hoping that when we get a larger & larger dedicated following - i.e. people who are gauranteed to be out every other weekend with us ANYWHERE in the country we can pre-book hotels / travel and get discounts - also get complimentary tickets etc.. - but this is only possible if a) we've pre-booked a couple of weeks in advance and B) we have like 10, 20, 30 of us. It's just getting the ball rolling. At the moment we have people going out lots in their own towns but what I'm really after is some kind of ClubTheWorldMobile going round the country (fuelled by sweets! hehe) visiting every major club out there.

 

I have had LOADS of emails recently from clubs pleading with me to go down and take pics / do a review in return for discounted tickets etc - but I dont want to go until there is a larger following.

 

At the moment my weekends are paid for via my salary from work but recently I've had less and less as I've moved house and really want to spend my money on new sound equipment & keyboards etc... I am confident that we could all HALVE our outlays for nights out / weekenders if we really did all 'club together'. Longer term I am also 100% certain that our clubbing holidays abroad will get bigger & better & cheaper. Obviously we need to start off small but we need to start now!!

 

Who's with me & kev ??? Obviously lack of money / exams is an issue and you cant help this but if you think you have the time and the money to get this ball rolling let me or kev know today! If you cant then you will be able to catch up later as the trips will get cheaper & cheaper. I'm SURE we can ALL do this together one day - whatever background / cash you have in the bank - basically all trips will be subsidised and planned carefully. I promise you I DO NOT want to gain profit from this - just want to travel & get into clubs / hotels cheaper.

 

Makes sense ?

 

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