Random conversation

[Pepsi]

I love having really random conversation with people, like the conversation about the best football team made entirely of dinosaurs. Just wondering what's the most random conversation U lot have had?

[Beckie in La La Land]

the rugby team made of animals...

[Dinger]

One about the cult of the flying ninja fish, the (very drunk) bloke I was talking to was meant to be the grand sensei

[SarahPVC]

In the morning the night comes bringing blue garden sheds and nuns at midday. onions ate the pixies but the flags took revenge. after red came boxes, none of which were vegetarian and the worms sang joyuosly of calm skies and windy grass. smoke blew accoss needles of tomato juice while cows came home to paint. once more garden shears danced on measles one of which escaped to become a business tycoon. meanwhile in the cellar, africa was sinking in waves of cars for which the queen had no answer. the advent of trees gave great joy to the walls of furry zebras as they knew of no question for the answer. fifty score and green was the name of the roof under the floor. before long, tea time was forgotten for an arm of beef as flies chatted to themselves.

[Scream]

Exploding Carrots, i want to see some exploding carrots!!

[SarahPVC]

The dishwasher is best tho we need a video more as all its insides are on the pavement.... all because the washing line dried the shed out last thurs....i think the soil in safeways is best - the turkeys flew off behind the radiators in there.

[Scream]

yeah well i saw three pigs, well it was a pig with a goats head and its name was bert and on the TV the fresh prince was signing BOOM BOOM SHAKE THE ROOM, and i was like NOOO and they were like YESSSS, then i was like here i go here i go, tick tick BOOOOMM. Anyway we all sat down and had cream cakes from the local moo moo.

[Tara]

The most random conversation I ever had was about the last time we wet the bed ???!!!

[Scream]

did someone put your hand in hot water Tara?

[Tara]

No it was totally unprovoked, but it was 10 years ago so I can get away with it

[Scream]

Have you ever had that dream where your about to go to the toilet and you think your awake then you really wake up and think "Oh bloody hell, getta out of the way i need to piss"?

[Tara]

No, can't say I have!

Last time I wet the bed was when I was sleeping in a very cold tent in France, woke up in the middle of the night, remember thinking, what the fcuk, no-one will know if I do it in my sleeping bag. So did the business, went to sleep and was woke up by my mate screaming coz he hair was soaking wet! Whoops......................

[Signum]

Yes Scream I've had that one

 

And Tara : AH-hahahahahahahahahaha that is classic

[Scream]

Tara classic.

 

I've done something similar in the outdoors. I've done many outdoor trips cus me an outdoor person and got qualifications in it too. Anyway i was doing a practice session for our really Gold Experdition. ANYWAY it was cannoeing we choose and it was fookin pissin it down and windy and cannoeing against that with a canoe full of your equip is [censored] hard and shitty in shitty weather. Well we set up camp near the edge of this river. Well it pissed it down didn't it all night. To which i had a stonking headache and thought i was gonna passout. So i went to sleep in my tent that i was sharing with a mate. Anyway 7am i woke up half in and half out of the feckin tent in a fuckin huge puddle of water and it was still raining. I felt wonderful, then to top it off i had to get into a wet wetsuit.

 

Pretty long story there and had nothing to do with pissing yourself in bed except it envolved camping.

[Scream]

oh and another thing. I've woke up and puked out my window then went back to sleep. LMFAO I woke up puking out the window kind of then went back to sleep is more like it. lol