Good morning everybody!

[LibbyVanDyke]

Hope everyone is well. I would like to announce that this day is shite bcos:

 

- my hair is all frizzy and wudnt straighten

- i cant stop sneezing

- i look lik [censored]

- i am in much debt and have just had to increase my loan at the bank.

- my car has a flat tyre

 

can anybody cheer me up?

[TidyTraxGrant]

Here's some answers for you

 

1. - Go to a hairdresser and get it straightened properly

 

2. - Drink some LemSip

 

3. - Apply more make up ?!!

you prob look like [censored] coz u don't feel well

 

4. - if your already in debt, don't get anuva loan - you'll never get straight !

 

5. Go to kwik fit, or push it to London and ill change it for you !

You not got a spare in the underboot ?

[LibbyVanDyke]

1 - i cant go get it done at the hairdressers cos i dont have time or the money, but it noramlly goes ok its cos i cant be arsed

 

i cant remember what order they were now..

 

but i have hayfever, i dont to look like a tart at work, and i dont knowif it ahs a spare, it probably does but i wouldnt know what to do with it, i shall have to wait for my dad to do it.

 

and my loan is kind of bad, but i have consiladated my overdraught and my loan now, so it should work out much better!!!!

 

i am trying to make myself feel better here and it aint working. i also have another announecment, which may shock a few people, but i have ust applied for a job, in the POLICE. omg what have i done. seriously though, do u think policemen can still do illegal things in their spare time?

[Lia]

Morning Everyone!!

 

What a horrible rainy day!! my day has started out much the same as your Libby!!

 

I hate Monday Mornings!!!!

[scouseladuk]

mornin. well ive got a bit of the post holiday blues ...

 

...but this cheered me up this mornin:

 

A young Internet entrepreneur named Brett leased an apartment and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. Poor Brett broke out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, Brett finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!" Astounded and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin--no blemishes anywhere! How can you feel that the best part of my body is my ears?" Clearing his throat, Brett stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming... That was me."

 

[TidyTraxGrant]

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Originally posted by LibbyVanDyke:

1 - i cant go get it done at the hairdressers cos i dont have time or the money, but it noramlly goes ok its cos i cant be arsed

 

i cant remember what order they were now..

 

but i have hayfever, i dont to look like a tart at work, and i dont knowif it ahs a spare, it probably does but i wouldnt know what to do with it, i shall have to wait for my dad to do it.

 

and my loan is kind of bad, but i have consiladated my overdraught and my loan now, so it should work out much better!!!!

 

i am trying to make myself feel better here and it aint working. i also have another announecment, which may shock a few people, but i have ust applied for a job, in the POLICE. omg what have i done. seriously though, do u think policemen can still do illegal things in their spare time?

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yes, you'd be extremely surprised at what some do, trust me !

you'd have to stop doin drugs though full stop.

[Tony P]

Morning everyone,

Just think Libby it's only five more days until the weekend.

Hope your day cheers up.

Tony

[ryan fin]

can you handle going straight libb?