DUMB PEOPLE !!!!!!!

[CreamyC]

Here is what I have to put up with every day! And you people wonder why I am always on here!!!

 

Coversation taken from a call yesterday by someone who I can only say was from Stupid Island!

 

I am BT in convo!

 

BT: This is BT, can I take your order please?

 

Okay, that was a joke, here goes:

 

BT: Is it a conference call you are requiring?

 

Stupid Arse: I think so?

 

BT: Right okay, you think so?!?!?!

 

Stupid Arse: How many people can you have on a 3-way call?

 

BT: Ermmmmmmm, 3!

 

Stupid Arse: Can I have 4 people on it?

 

BT: Afraid not, its a three-way call for 3 people only!

 

Stupid Arse: But if I used the same process as a three way call but did it with 4 people would it work?

 

BT: Ermmmmm no, because then it would be called a 4 way call!

 

Stupid Arse: But surely if I was to do the same procedure as a three way call doing 4 people would work??

 

BT: NO, NO, NO! Its a THREE way call for THREE people therefore if you tried to do 4 people the system would cut you off! If it was set up for more than THREE people then it would not be called a THREE way call!

 

Stupider Arse: How do I do 4 people then?

 

BT: Set up an account with an account manager so you can organise conferences from 4 people up to anything of 250 people but you have to book calls in advance!

 

Stupider Arse: Whos the account manager?

 

BT: Usually me but in your case I'll pass you to someone else!

 

Even more Stupider Arse: So once I've set up an account I can do a three way call for 4 people?

 

BT: NO! (For [censored] sake!)

 

Fuckwit Arse: So whats the point of setting up a conference?

 

BT: So you can set it up for anything up to 250 people!

 

Fuckwit Arse: But I dont want 250 people, I want 4!

 

BT: I know (you tosser!) but the service is the same whether its 4 or 250 people!

 

Fuckwit Arse: This is all very confusing!

 

BT: Yeah no problem (wanker) I'm gonna send you off to my colleague (who can put up with your stupidness) who can set you up and account!

 

Fuckwit Arse: Whys that?

 

BT: So you can have a conference with 4 people (JESUS CHRIST!)

 

Fuckwit Arse: Oh okay!

 

Trust me, there are many more of these people I have to deal with on a day-to-day basis!!!

[scouseladuk]

stop mocking my stupidity!

[CreamyC]

Was that you on a wind-up call? Dave, I admire your London accent you put on!!

[Beckie in La La Land]

tell me about it!!

 

i fix tv faults for digital television. i have got to say the most stupid people are brummies and people who live in cider country.

 

the best one i hear every day is

"oh, you want my tv switched ON?"

 

WELL OF COURSE I DO OR YOU WONT SEE IF ITS WORKING WILL YOU?!!!

[TidyTraxGrant]

stupid cun*.

 

sure it werent jade, bb, on a sneaked in mob phone !

[DuDu]

One of the best fuckwit comments I ever heard from a customer was when I was in Travel Promotions.

 

This bigwig guy had got a travel voucher to take himself plus 4 extra foot passengers over to Ireland.

 

He got his PA to make the resevation. As I confirmed the reservation details to her, it went a little something like this:

DuDu:

ok, so thats 5 foot passengers traveling on the 5.45 crossing on suchnsuch a date.

PA:

But the passengers are all over 5ft. Will they still be able to travel??

DuDu:

Stunned silence!!

 

STOOPID STOOPID WOMAN!!

[angel]

[CrashinCarey]

there is a website that has all those quotes on them, you used to be able to download calls like that offa napster and AG, too bad they dont exist anymore

[Scream]

i can't believe that these people slip through the net. I've heard some right crackers on the subject of computers.

 

My g'f used to work at Psion and her brother worked there too. Well anyway this lad got sacked for saying something like this. I swear to go he said this, but he didn't know the manager was listening in. lol

 

this is after all there introduction crap

 

support: What seems to be the nature of your problem?

 

caller: my computer will not switch on.

 

support: ok. Have you checked the power cables are all pluged in correctly?

 

caller: hang on let me check.

 

(is gone for about 2mins and comes back)

 

caller: i can't really see if they are plugged in correctly.

 

support: why's that?

 

caller: because there is a power cut.

 

support: oh ok. Well this is what you want to do. You want to pack the computer back up in it's box and make sure everything is in it.

 

caller: ok

 

support: then take it back to where you got it from. Then tell them that your such an idiot that you shouldn't be allowed to own one of these.

 

At that point the manager stepped in who was listening and took control. He didnt' come back to work the next day. lol

 

[ 09 July 2002, 12:27: Message edited by: Scream ]

[Dakers]

If anyone can put up with this level of stupidness on a daily basis, I could do with a new bod on my helpdesk!

[Bunnykins]

I must get the most stupid people in the world on my market stall - the worst r ones that pick up babies toys - and ask what they do!!! Others regularly pick up a pair of trousers or top for say something like a 2 year old and ask if it'd fit their 10 year old. The funniest r adults picking up the kids clothes and asking if it'd fit them!!!!!! oh yeh had one guy once come up and tell me he was incontinent along with his life story ad ask if i sold him nappies