"You are going to notice some weird things in there. First of all there’s a lot more room, than you expected. Once you get past the bouncers, it’s a roomy club."

 

 

alasdair

The third thing you may or may not notice is a little soft finger poking back at you. Like a squishy little Turkish ET. That is a piece of poo. Don’t tell her you felt that or she’ll be all grossed out. Just treat it like a pussy fart and pretend it never happened. Incidentally, the poo finger means you are going to get some [censored] on your cock. You’re probably wearing a condom anyway but if you aren’t, get to the bathroom the second you are done. DO NOT PASS OUT! Waking up hungover with a [censored] encrusted foreskin is a dangerous way to hit the showers. The hot water reactivates the stench and your already delicate stomach will kick food out of your body like a shovel throwing dirt.

 

oh... thanks for that!

just don't do a barrymore

 

* runs away to vomit *

LOL

 

U Buggers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think this is God's way of saying ... 'Please use other Enterance'

When you say God, u do mean Roger Sanchez?????

hehe ... of course