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"You are going to notice some weird things in there. First of all there’s a lot more room, than you expected. Once you get past the bouncers, it’s a roomy club."

 

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The third thing you may or may not notice is a little soft finger poking back at you. Like a squishy little Turkish ET. That is a piece of poo. Don’t tell her you felt that or she’ll be all grossed out. Just treat it like a pussy fart and pretend it never happened. Incidentally, the poo finger means you are going to get some [censored] on your cock. You’re probably wearing a condom anyway but if you aren’t, get to the bathroom the second you are done. DO NOT PASS OUT! Waking up hungover with a [censored] encrusted foreskin is a dangerous way to hit the showers. The hot water reactivates the stench and your already delicate stomach will kick food out of your body like a shovel throwing dirt.

 

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just don't do a barrymore paranoid.gif

 

* runs away to vomit *

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I think this is God's way of saying ... 'Please use other Enterance'

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hehe ... of course

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