NOW RECRUITING

[colin66]

I make mirkins.

Really?

 

Would you like a mirkin?

No

 

I also Make facial mirkins from the finest camel hair, any colour, any size.

Now I'm interested

 

I also shave my pubes and sell them to highest bidders on ebay, mmmm smooth.

Now I'm really interested ... wait, your a girl right? ... oh man you are one sick dude!!!

 

Im no punk bitch

Yeah, I'd gathered that!

 

I like Drugs ;-)

Hey, me too

[Agent]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Darkraver]

what are the duties involved in being your bitch or stud???

[Claire DC]

there are untold pleasures

 

Cannot be divulged until contracts are signed

[CreamyC]

Hello people,

 

Have any of you met Claire?

 

NO? Oh okay then!

[Claire DC]

Creamy, u R NOT bein one of my studs or bitches.... u failed the vetting, ull have to reapply next year and stop with this petty childish tantrums!!

 

[CreamyC]

Claire, run along!

[Dogz]

Have any of you met Claire?

Yes

[Claire DC]

Kev....... JOG ON!!!!

[TidyTraxGrant]

When did I ever say I was proud Kev you little shitball !

 

As long as you're proud to look like Toady, that's all that matters lad !

[Andy B]

How bout smut king!?!? .... I don't mind being her bitch though if that falls through though!!! As long as I get a detailed contract that meets my approval!!!

[Claire DC]

Will go in talks with the powers that be!!

 

about the contract tho, im sure it will meet ur approval!! After all its an honour to have these titles

 

[Andy B]

well I'm not too fussy ... caus I don't own a bothered boat!!!

[Claire DC]

haha well s'all good then eh

 

Will have the contracts drawn up

[Scream]

what the [censored] are you lot on about