The many uses of....

[Clubbing Si]

BANANAS - mmm

 

ok only 1 idea per post - dont post 8 next to each other lol (or even 2)

 

DILDO

[TomD]

As a smile on a face made out of fruit

 

[Claire DC]

gun pow powwwwwwwww!

[SAVAGE]

To eat

[oddball]

you can try and make people slip over with the skin.

 

tried this at the last north... didn't work... just got a foul look for getting mushy bannana on a guys trainers

[Wonky]

you could put it in your ear

[Clubbing Si]

imaginary telephone?

[SAVAGE]

To throw/catch!

[Clubbing Si]

bunch of bananas = Freddy Kreuger LMAO

[Wonky]

to beat up an old age person for their pension

 

obviously i would never do this......

i would use a big stick naturally

[Clubbing Si]

hmm a crap boomerang

[Mr Moo]

Wait till it goes brown and yucky and split one side open and throw it @ sum unsuspecting 1st year @ college!

[DJ Elemental]

Freeze it and throw it hard. At your sister.

 

 

[Clubbing Si]

lol or liquidise it and throw it and the jug at her

[LiquidEyes]

Use it in a joke. E.g.

 

A man goes to the doctor with a bunch of grapes up his nose, an orange in one ear, and a banana in the other ear. He says to the doctor, "What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly!"