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10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked

 

 

 

10. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your butt in here by

8:00."

 

 

9. You can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

 

 

8. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

 

 

7. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

 

 

6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

 

 

5. So that, with a little help from Muzak, you can add "Exotic Dancer"

to your exaggerated resume.

 

 

4. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

 

 

3. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

 

 

2. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

 

 

And the Number One reason to go to work naked. .

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1. No one ever steals your chair.

 

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