Rainbow (video)

[Mark]

this is a real episode of rainbow - but i dunno if it was ever aired or not, the file is 17mb but its funny as truck!

 

click here to download

[BenRW]

funny as fook

[CaptinRik]

That is funny as fook.

 

I'd love to know if that went out on tv...

 

Rick.

[daveyboy1]

According the the official rainbow site, they made an entire 30 minute episode of adult humor NEVER TO BE SHOWN I've been searching for a while for this clip, I found the script a while ago, & every so often an out take programme will show a clip, but I think that's about all were gonna get Massive thanks DJ Elemental who found this for us

Edited February 16, 2004 by daveyboy1

[Aaron]

[Guest]

QUOTE (daveyboy1 @ Feb 16 2004, 12:32)

According the the official rainbow site, they made an entire 30 minute episode of adult humor NEVER TO BE SHOWN I've been searching for a while for this clip, I found the script a while ago, & every so often an out take programme will show a clip, but I think that's about all were gonna get Massive thanks DJ Elemental who found this for us

i've heard about that as well. never found it though

[Ginge]

It was shown on TV but after the water shed. I remember watching it when I was a wee lad. It was a major spoof. fookin funny though.

[LiquidEyes]

I think it's an myth that is was ever shown on TV. The episode was made as a joke by the cast, but never broadcast, apparently.

[squeakage]

QUOTE (LiquidEyes @ Jul 8 2004, 09:48)

I think it's an myth that is was ever shown on TV. The episode was made as a joke by the cast, but never broadcast, apparently.

yeh this is true it was never broadcasted

 

still funny though

[Bungle]

Is this the clip you're talking about? I can't be bothered to download 15meg at the min.

 

 

The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana...

 

Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three skin, four"

 

George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?"

 

Zippy: I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"

 

(We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.)

 

Bungle: "Geoffrey, I can't get it in"

 

Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"

 

Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the other way. Ooooooh, I've got it in"

 

(Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg kit)

 

Bungle: "Would you stick this on the shelf, George"

 

George: "I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself,Bungle."

 

Geoffrey (to camera): "Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing"

 

Bungle: "Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"

 

Geoffrey: "Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play with?"

 

George: "Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?" Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."

 

Geoffrey (to camera): "Have you seen Bungles twanger?"

 

Zippy: "Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."

 

 

 

Bungle: "It's my plucking instrument."

 

Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle

 

Zippy: "I can, I'm the best plucker here."

 

George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?

 

Zippy:" Well of course it is, your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."

 

Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."

 

Bungle (excited): "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Freddy can get their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."

 

(Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.)

 

Freddy: "We could hear you all banging away"

 

Rod: "Banging can be fun."

 

Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Freddy."

 

Freddy (looking sad): "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."

 

Rod (to Jane) "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"

 

Jane: "Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you like to play with my maracas?

 

 

 

Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."

 

 

 

George: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is."

 

Zippy: "I've got a big red one."

 

 

 

George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."

 

Geoffrey (to viewers): " Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember, you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all play the plucking song."

 

Everyone in studio: "Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluck all day."

 

[Aaron]

yeah thats the one!