1. First things first APPEARANCE: now along with your clothes, general appearance is crucial. it's best to always look as though you 've been told your gonna die in ten minutes that way women think you're emotional see an you look 'ard

 

2. AFTERSHAVE: Ah yes aftershave. Now alot of blokes bang on about designer tripe, but trust me it ain't worth it. I meself like Rhino for man by BO, they're a small company so very cheap in fact I might be able to get you some on the sly like ya know.

 

3. TEMPERAMENT: Your temper is crucial, when you're trying to court a woman for the first time be cool, relaxed,. affectionate, but once you've married the slag make sure she knows her place, by throwing your socks and pants at her and saying 'Wash those for tomorrow you tart.' never under any circumstance show a sign of negativity because this makes 'em think you're not a man, always be prepared to give 'em a slap to keep 'em in line

 

4. KIDS: Unless you're firing blanks you're going to have the cow pregnant within a week of the marriage if not before, and rememeber once the bitch's banged out a couple of kids they're her responsibility after all that's what women are for and don't be afraid to tell 'em either.

 

5. AFFAIRS: These are crucial to the survival of the marriage. Make sure the little woman knows that you are likely to have an affair that way it won't be as much of a surprise when it does happen. Pick an easy but ugly bird, and bang her for a while. Inform the missus that you needed a break from the stress at home, that way she'll think it was her fault and'll be begging for you.

 

6.DIVORCE: Ah yes the orrible word itself. Well make sure you get all the money and lumber 'er with the kids. Then scarper and never see her again, before repeating the entire process all over again.

1. First things first APPEARANCE: now along with your clothes which I have mentioned your general appearance is crucial. it's best to always look as though you 've been told your gonna die in ten minutes that way women think you're emotional see an you look 'ard

 

2. AFTERSHAVE: Ah yes aftershave. Now alot of blokes bang on about designer tripe, but trust me it ain't worth it. I meself like Rhino for man by BO, they're a small company so very cheap in fact I might be able to get you some on the shy like you know.

 

3. TEMPERAMENT: Your temper is crucial, when you're trying to court a woman for the first time be cool, relaxed,. affectionate, but once you've married the slag make sure she knows her place, by throwing your socks and pants at her and saying 'Wash those for tomorrow you tart.' never under any circumstance show a sign of negativity because this makes 'em think you're not a man, always be prepared to give 'em a slap to keep 'em in line

 

4. KIDS: Unless you're firing blanks you're going to have the cow pregnant within a week of the marriage if not before, and rememeber once the bitch's banged out a couple of kids they're her responsibility after all that's what women are for and don't be afraid to tell 'em either.

 

5. AFFAIRS: These are crucial to the survival of the marriage. Make sure the little woman knows that you are likely to have an affair that way it won't be as much of a surprise when it does happen. Pick an easy but ugly bird, and bang her for a while. Inform the missus that you needed a break from the stress at home, that way she'll think it was her fault and'll be begging for you.

 

6.DIVORCE: Ah yes the orrible word itself. Well make sure you get all the money and lumber 'er with the kids. Then scarper and never see her again, before repeating the entire process all over again.

 

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A personal friend of Jesus

 

Is that was jesus told you blu?????

 

If so we should all follow suit!!!